Please Take note.
What you don’t know CAN hurt you—and your
relationship—if you’re committing the
following s*x blunders.
These are the 8 s*x moves guys HATE. Listen
up ladies.
1. The Over-Moan.
Just because many guys watch Po*n doesn't
mean they expect their own experiences to be
like one. Moaning in ecstasy when a guy is
barely touching you makes him think you’re
disingenuous.
So, don’t worry about being vocal to stroke his
ego before he’s even stroking your… you know.
2. The Starfish.
On the other end of the spectrum is the
starfish. Lying on the bed with your arms and
legs stretched out flat making absolutely no
effort to add to the action. Even if you’re on
bottom, most guys would ask that you be an
active participant.
3. Catching Air.
When you’re on top, nothing scares a guy more
than when you bounce a little too high, and
there’s the chance of a botched landing. Catch
some air and come down wrong, and you’re
looking at the possibility of a broken man-
hood.
Yes, the man-hood is a muscle. But if severely
bent while erect, it can actually tear.
4. The WWF Smack Down.
Some like it rough. Some don’t. Don’t assume
your guy wants to be smacked in the face,
scratched down his back, spanked on the a*s
or any other thing you can do to inflict pain
while having s*x.
If he tells you he likes it, fine, beat that boy
up. But if it hasn't been discussed, don’t leave
him with any teeth, nail or slap marks.
5. Assploration.
Yes, many guys find it pleasurable to have
their a*s fondled. Many guys will also flip
their poo if you go anywhere near their back
door. Unless he’s told you he likes it, stay
away from his b*tt hole.
If you want to handle something, reach for his
balls instead. They are a much safer bet.
6. The Lean Back.
Erect manlinesses bend forward. This means: Don’t
ride a man-hood the same way you ride a bull.
Lean forward or straight up. Don’t lean all the
way back. Quite simply, guys’ manlinesses don’t
bend that way.
7. The Red Eye.
Most guys will agree that reverse cowgirl is a
hot position. That being said, it’s the safest to
stay upright in this position. If you lean
forward and grab his ankles, not only are you
risking bending his man-hood the wrong way,
you’re giving him an unsolicited view of your
a*s hole.
Asses are hot, the actual hole… the verdict is
still out for most guys.
8. The Water Slide.
From time to time, lubrication is necessary.
There are many things that make good
lubricants: KY Jelly, lotion, saliva, even
conditioner if you’re giving a hand job in the
shower.
One thing that doesn't make a good lubricant:
water. Water actually just adds to the chaffing.
If you are giving a hand job and need some
extra lubricant, reach for the lotion, not the
faucet.
PS: this post is basically for married people. I
don't encourage s*x before marriage. thanks.
