No bros, na picmix...lol
2. Nepa brings light and
everyone in the neighbourhood
shouts 'up Nepaaa'! My guy ask me, O boy na light be that?
No oh, Na Holy Ghost fire! Lol!
3. You see person dey vomit, you still dey ask am 'you no well'?
Em well, e juz dey practice how to vomit.
4. You just wake up from sleep person come ask you "you don wake?"
No oh, I come buy bread wey I go chop for dream.
5. You see woman wey born new pikin u ask her "madam u don born? " No ohhhh, she buy am
for OLX...
6. You greet person "good morning ma" ! She ask, my pikin you don wake?
no ohhhh, I dey sleep walk...
.
7. My guy ask me "O boy where u dey?" I tell am say i dey bank, nd him ask me "Wat is happening there?"
Nah new yam festival.. *LMAO*
.
8. My neighbour sees me
opening the gates to drive out and asks me, U dey comot?
Not at all... I be the new
gateman...
9. I dey watch film… my guy enta come ask me "Guy na film u dey
watch?
No naa... I dey discuss with Osuofia...
10.U see me dey chop indomie come dey ask me, O boy, na indomie u dey chop so?
No ohhhh... Na fried rubber band mixed with thread.
You are free to add yours, 9ja I hail
