1. Husband buys 5 of the same color of pants for his wife.
WIFE: Ah! Same color?People will think i don't change my panties.
HUSBAND: Which people?
The wife is now in her parents house.
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2. Chima: was on his way to school when he alighted at a bus stop where he was supposed to take a taxi to the school.
CHIMA: How much is the fare to the campus?
DRIVER: Two hundred naira.
CHIMA: What about my load?
DRIVER: I will take no money for that.
CHIMA: Then take my load to the school I can walk.=))
