a room and sees a patient acting like he's
driving a car. The nurse asks him, "Mumuni what
are you doing?" Mumuni replies, "Driving to
Abuja!" The nurse wishes him a good trip and
leaves the room.
The next day the nurse enters Mumuni's room
just as he stops driving his imaginary car and
asks, "Well Mumuni, how you doing?" Mumuni
says, "I just arrive in Abuja" Great," replied the
nurse.
The nurse leaves Mumuni's room and goes
across the hall into Musa's room and finds Musa
sitting on his bed masturbating vigorously. With
surprise she asks, "Musa what are you doing!"
Musa says, "I'm screwing Mumuni's wife while
he's away in Abuja!"
