When I was about going home, I saw the light of the bookshop on. What
could be happening? I thought. I tiptoed to the bookshop, there I met Iyoaye sitting on the chair and placed her head to the table. I entered into the bookshop and quietly sneaked to where she sat. It was when I coughed she raised her head, her eyes were red and swollen.
Iyoaye: Accountant, you are still around?
Me: yes. Can I seat with you?
Iyoaye: please do. Accountant I want to
explain what happened.
Me: go on
Iyoaye: I bought some extra copies of the
book personally so that I will use it to
augment my allowance. But I am sorry
that I did not inform you
Me: OK but how is Pst. Onihaxy your
husband?
Iyoaye: (hisses hard) Accountant, ejoo e
ja mi kuro loro yen (please don’t bring
his issue up)
Me: (hugged her) what happened dear?
(yinmu for my mind)
Iyoaye: (tears forming in her eyes) Can
you believe that Pst. Onihaxy’s fiancĂ©e
came to the bookshop today and insulted
me that I want to snatch her husband
and was calling me all sort of names?
(she burst into tears)
I held her hands and allowed her to
release the built – up emotions in her.
Later I consoled her that she should try
to forget what has happened between the
both of them. Me: Iyoaye, about the
issue on ground, I have decided to strike
it out from my report (As soon as she
heard that she was happy) but I want to
ask you something, Why are you just
avoiding me for the past three months? I
mean when Pst. Onihaxy resumed?
Iyoaye: I thought I offended you. You
decided to stop calling and sending your
usual sweet SMS. And Pst. Onihaxy has
been the one who have kept me lively all
this while.
Me: so both of you have started sexting?
Iyoaye: N O no.
Me: but I saw him smooching your…….
Iyoaye kept me quiet by kissing me. We
kissed for a while but I had to stop
because we were in the church.
Me: can we go to my place?
Iyoaye: sure
We closed the bookshop and I locked my
office. Within minutes we were at my
place. I told her that I want to shower. I
undressed and went into the bathroom to
shower. When I was through she went to
the bathroom too. While she was there, a
call came in from Pst. Onihaxy to her
phone. I took her phone to her and as
soon as she knew it was Pst. Onihaxy
she told me to end the call. After she
finished in the bathroom, she went to the
kitchen to prepare dinner. A text came
into her phone and when is stylishly
checked it was from Pst. Onihaxy. I
pretended that I saw nothing. After we
were through with dinner, a call came
into my phone. When I saw the screen, it
was Aisha!
Me: hello banker. How are you doing?
Aisha: Collins. Saanu kwana uku (it has
been a long time). You have forgotten
me abi?
Me: Aisha I didn’t forget you. Remember
we have e-statement activated and most
of our transactions are being done at
your branch closer to the church.
Aisha: ok o Short Man Devil. I will be
coming to your office tomorrow morning.
Me: Ba damuwa (no problem)
Aisha: kina ji Hausa? (Can you speak
Hausa?)
Me: Hausa keremi keremi (I can speak
little)
Aisha: (laughs) Sai gobe (we’ll see
tomorrow)
Me: Tau (OK). Yoo wa, yoo ri ti o po
Aisha: Collins, you will never change
Me: Amen (call ends)
I turned to see Iyoaye fuming with rage
Iyoaye: WHO IS THAT?
Me: that is our Account Officer Aisha
Iyoaye: (calmed down) ok. I thought it is
one of these girls that always come to
your office.
Me: what do you take me for? (getting
angry)
Iyoaye: (coming closer to me to calm me
down) I am sorry for making you angry. I
thought I was just a cheap “PLEASURE
WORKER” to you that was why I asked.
She moved closer to me and placed her
Weapon of Mass Defence to my mouth, I
grabbed it and sucked it like I have been
starved of food for 14days. After a while,
I undressed her and …….
I woke up in the middle of the night only
to see Iyoaye Weapon of Mass Defence
rested on my chest. I stood up to take a
glass of water in the kitchen only to find
out that we did not lock the main
entrance to my apartment. I locked it and
went back to the sitting room. I started
pondering over my life, when I will settle
down. I jolted back to reality when Iyoaye
touched my chin.
Iyoaye: You are not sleeping why?
Me: (hissed) I don’t feel like
Iyoaye: what are you thinking about
dear? (sits beside me)
Me: everything.
Iyoaye: so, am I part of what you are
thinking about?
Instead of answering her, I faced her with
a glare in my eyes and went straight for
her lips and started kissing her. She
responded back and we kissed like
hungry lions. I went for her Weapon of
Mass Defence and as I was sucking it I
took my fingers to her navel. She
shuddered and started shaking like a fowl
drenched in the rain. I continued my
business and used one finger down to the
holiest. I started “manipulation” her and
she was responding by grinding her waist
to me. She pushed me to sit on the chair
and started sucking my OPA-MOSE and
mouth – fcuking me. I used my hands to
rub her hair and her back while she was
being gagged. After 7 minutes, she sat
facing me and started riding me I used
one of my hands to squeeze her Weapon
of Mass Destruction while the other hand
was being used to squeeze the trigger of
her Weapon of Mass Defence. We fcuked
for some minutes and we reverted to the
usual and always common style – the
Missionary Style. We both climaxed some
minutes after and we slept off.
TBC