1) You would prefer to buy credit (recharge card) for 400 hundred naira than buy drugs of 100 naira at a pharmacy store. when the seller says ahh bros that one na 350 we dey sell am, we would be like
''shwooo!!! e too dear o,how much last'' lol...
2) We can buy turkey leg of #500naira, fresh barbecued fish of #2500, medium ice-cream-cup of #800, fresh pepper soup fish of #800 and iseawu of #1500, but when it comes to buy ordinary fruit that has all the rich vitamins to balance your system and prevent us from illness, we will be like “Abeg madam,this orange too dear for 20naira, give me 3 for 50naira” lol
3) when our artist sings cool rhythm and blues (RnB) music that is educative and serve as food to the soul we say well its ok, he/her is trying, he will make it someday, but when the wosky ones like Iyanya and Timaya sing kukere or ukwu wey nor even make sense we go bend our yanch go back, raise one part of the yanch go left, bring am down and raise the other one go right say we dey dance(etigi).
4) naija na the only place when people go say meeeeen I nor even know weting the guy dey talk about for that music but e sweeeet die. emini mobola(by chidima)... please what is azonto.... skelewu( you dey chop Iseiwu?),oya shoki o shoki (electric dey shock you?)...fine girl better pikin, I know say you go sabi the thing, you be your mama pikin( wetin be the thing?)...,infact it is a mental case case(by dammycrane), oooooh oh, oho oh oh oh all our musicians dey kolomental.
