I have an encounter with a fraudulent female deaf and dumb this morning.
I will like to share the experience with my people here especially the male.
11.55am this morning, I was seating in front of my office. When this pretty and light in complexion lady walk up to me.
So I decided to ask what she want, but to my out most surprise she only give me a sign (meaning I can't talk). I decided to give her a pen and a book since I have it on my desk in the office.
So we started chatting.
Lady : I want to see you.
Me : you can see me
Lady: what I want to say, you will be angry but God , I am not telling lie.
Me: will you like to sit down.
Lady: yes.
I brought out a chair. So we sat down and something was dancing in me that I have catch a fish for my self.
Lady: my brother have accident and I need money to travel.
Me: do you want me to give you money
Lady: yes for God sake.
Me : I will give you. You are pretty.
Lady: thank you. You are handsome too.
My joystick start developing grim grim.
Me: do you know what they call love at first sight
Lady: yes.
Me: that is what I feel for you.
Lady: thanks for the loving.
A customer approach so I decided to give her 1k before attending to the customer.
When I got back, she was still waiting.
Chai that even make my joystick bigger.
Me: I want to be with you .
Lady: write where she live and her phone number.
But seriously, I done dey have kongi so I really wanted to smack a ass right away.
Me: can you stay with me till I close
Lady: I will text you tomorrow morning( asking for my number)
Me: I started the flattering thing .but she insist tomorrow.
Lady: tomorrow you will give me lot of money
Me: sure now but you prove that you like me too.
Lady: stood up and walk away with real and round ukwu.
My joystick just no gree go down now but guys pray for me because I need luck as am looking forward to tomorrow morning.
The following morning reach i no see this lady, i have been waiting for her since morning o.
Now Konji wan kill me here.
