After three neighbours houses had
been robbed, the couple decided to get a guard dog.
The next day the wife went to the
pet store and said; I need a good
guard dog.
The clerk replied; Sorry, we are all
sold out. All we have left is this
little Scottie dog. But he knows
karate.
The wife didn't believe him so he
said to the dog; Karate that chair.
The dog went up to the chair and
broke it into pieces, then he said to the dog, Karate that table. The dog went up to the table and
broke it into half.
She bought the dog and took it
home to her husband Johnny who was expecting a big guard dog.
She then told her husband Johnny that it knew karate, and Johnny said, if that's true then tell him to Karate my head.
Mr Johnny Is Now In Hospital With Over 10 Stitches On His Head.
