A Man's Son Onome went to the City to help His Sister who had put to bed.
Two years passed, he was not yet back.
The man went to consult a native doctor Edafe on why his Child was still away.
The native doctor Edafe asked; What is the name of this your child?.
The man replied; Onome.
Edafe said; This your child is not going to come back because she has wronged you. While in the city she met a guy who got her pregnant.
The man stood up and said; You are a fool. Who told you am looking for a girl, If a boy gets pregnant in your village, a boy does not get pregnant in mine.
*The man and the herbalist are still fighting as i am writing this *
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A Lady in a bus stop saw a mad man.
She thought out aloud; I think i've seen this face somewhere.
The mad man replied; Yes, on facebook. You are my facebook friend.
The lady fainted.