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Display Of Flashy Things That Scare Broke And Responsible Dudes Away From Ladies

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No matter how confident and bold a guy may be, he can be intimidated by the financial standings, "tooshness" and gadgets of a lady. This is as a result of his epileptic financial status.


Things that scares guys away from ladies are highlighted below;


1. Expensive Phones

A lady using a new generation phone can cause catastrophic feeling for a broke and responsible dude. How do expect a guy like me using Blackberry Curve 1 to approach someone that is a using new generation phones like Samsung gold, BlackBerry classic, Iphone6, etc. I think its better I bury my feelings before I get the bashing of my life.


2. Brazilian Hair

Brazilian hair equals the salary of some guys in multinational companies let alone the locals. Wooing a lady carrying my monthly salary on her head will be a tough task. "Shey person whey e dey struggle to pay N200 cut hair in a month nai go come wan date Brazilian hair girlfriend". Mi o le wa ku!

3. Expensive Clothing and Shoes.

When some ladies wear expensive attires especially to parties coupled with "rocobarroco" high heel shoe, you will see them disturbing photographers as if their lives depend on it. This act however makes broke and responsible dudes shy away.

4. Cars


For a broke and responsible dude who cannot afford the spoke of a bike let alone car will be intimidated wooing a lady with Range Rover Sport. His reserve gear will loose brake still he ends up in a canal.


5. Use of Jewels and Heavy Make Ups

When a lady uses expensive jewels, wristwatch, bungles and looks 100% artificial, a broke dude might get intimidated. However, he might shy away because of the feeling that he cannot afford to buy these items when she demands for it.


6. Perfumes

People like me using Hausa perfume to swag babes might be intimidated by the smell of her perfume (David Beckham, cool water, etc.). The last time we try to woo some babes, they called us cattle rearers due to some flies which accompanied us as protocol officers.
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