The following conversation ensued between Akpos and a female student in school
AKPOS: Isn’t our principal an idiot?
GIRL: Do you know who I am?
AKPOS: No…
GIRL: I’m his daughter.
AKPOS: Do u know me?
GIRL: No!
AKPOS: Thank God.
2.Nigerian Joke: What English can do!
A newly married Nigerian couple brought a female house help from the village to assist in keeping their home tidy, so they would have time for their careers and other more important things.
One day, Oga decided to give his wife a surprise package. He moulded a big heart (to represent love) with the assistance of the house help, a project which took almost the whole day.
Madam came back to meet the house help sleeping and snoring:
MADAM: Will you get up now! silly girl! What have you been doing since morning?
HOUSE HELP: Madam welcome. No vex abeg. Me and Oga dey make love since morning. Na just now now we finish he say make I lie down small.
The house help is now on admission at the Lagos Hospital.
3.Akpos Joke: Pregnant Maid
The following conversation ensued between Akpos and his wife:
Wife: Our maid is pregnant….
Akpos: That’s her problem
Wife: Neighbours are talking…
Akpos: That’s their problem..
Wife: I’m worried
Akpos: That’s your problem
Wife: They say it’s yours
Akpos: That’s my problem..!!!
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