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AKPOS EPISODE 6

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1. A Governor was in a church for
thanksgiving.


The topic of the sermon was "repentance".

After the sermon, Pastor Akpos asked the congregation 'if anybody wants to give his or her
life to God lift your hand let me pray for you......'

Nobody responded for about three times.

The Governor mounted d alter and made a statement.."If u want to give your life to God please
lift up your hands let Pastor pray for you cause we want to have good citizens in this state".

A guy lifted up his hands reluctantly.

The governor asked his PA to give the guy 10 million naira.

The governor repeated the same statement again, this time around everybody's hand was up...

The Governor turned to Pastor Akpos to pray for them, to his greatest surprise Pastor Akpos hand was also up.....

2. A Dirty Dressed Akpos saw a girl and he suddenly ran to her..!

The girl seeing him thought he was a madman running
towards her.

She took to her heels, she ran
as fast as she could, as she was running,

Akpos continue to pursued her...!

The Girl picked race and ran until she got tired, when the girl saw that she can'nt stand it any more,

She waited, when Akpos
caught up with her, She Asked, Please sir, what do you want from me? Akpos replied: Nothing
oooo! I just want to say You Are Beautiful..!

3. While preparing for WAEC Ogale told Akpos to pay money so that he would see a native doctor.

According to him once the exams
commenced no one would be able to see them cheating.

Akpos paid to him and when the exams commenced Akpos was whispering and urging Ogale to lead the way.

Of course Ofego didn't do anything but when the pressure got too much he mustered
courage and walked to the front of the hall, opened his bag brought out his book and
strolled back to his seat.

His confidence obviously confused the invigilator who assumed he had just gone to pick a pen. Immediately he sat down Akpos leapt to his feet and sauntered to the front of the class to
get his notebook but this time the invigilator was watching closely and as he strolled back
to his seat with his Book the invigilator screamed at him; "STOP! What do u want to use that book for? "

Akpos turned in Suprise and asked; " Sir are you seeing me?
No I'm not seeing you, am only seeing your failure.
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