dude bought her a car.
Don't get angry, dat will mk U an
enemy of progress. Jst draw a timetable
for
both of U
2. Ua now 45yr old first class graduate
without job and now ua
following Lil'Wayne song 'I Ain't Got
no worries' ... Ur life is on EMERGENCY
3.A muganda girl said: "I dated him for GOOD 10 years
and he broke my heart"
fool, what's GOOD in the 10 years?
4. I overheard a girl talking to her
BF, initially I thought she
was talking to God, cos the things
she asked for only God can provide dem. Ladies, the
only man you
are allowed to chase,I repeat
CHASE shamelessly is the man that
stole your purse
5.I'm sure your mother did not give you breast
scattered
with tattoos,...Pls allow your children enjoy same.
6. At 23, Ur boobs ve already
observed eternal rest & Full
time sleeping mode. Yet U are
forming "hard to get" Aunty, even d devil is weeping 4U
7. Our Naija brothers in China are involved if Ur
BlackBerry has TV,
MicroWave, Torch, Nailcutter,Toothbrush, Lighter and
Food flask in it
8. Back then in Primary school, I
used to think that song was
"I have seen, seen the DANFO of
satan" *sighs*
9. That was how my neighbour
named her triplet Faith,
Faithful & Faithfulness...who did those innocent
children offend??☹
10. Opportunity knocks but once,
if
you hear
a second
knock, bro check well, Jehovah witness.
11. Now dat SEX is so cheap &
rampant, decent girls hav
bcom DIAMONDS, Clean men are
endangered species,
while LOVE is gradually becoming
a MYTH
12. Some ppl will come to visit U, and
forget
to take their bedbugs with them when leaving.
Their bedbugs becomes Ur permanent room
mate.☹
13. So because Ur ugly on profile picture , Ua busy
claiming "Beauty is
from within" YU ,NO take X- ray , make that beautiful
photo with in u yo
Profile picture
14. Ur partner buys U toothbrush,
toothpaste, dental floss,
& chewing stick for Xmas; & U
still don't get d msg. Ur
stupidity dont use Google map
Even those that have heads like
cabin biscuit be keeping
Mo' Hawks too. *sighs*
15. At 30, U R stil in ur parents' house,
fightin
ur siblings ova
who gets d head of fish. Is d
witch in ur village fanning herself wit ur pic?
16. If not for anything, i still
Thank God because Mosquitoz dnt transmit HIV
