One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the
word
“Sh*t”. He went home and asked his dad for the
definition and he promptly told him “coats and
jackets”.
Timmy went to school the next day andheard the
word “fucking”,
and for a second time,
asked his father what it
meant. His father promptly said “cooking”.
Then,he returned to school
the third day and heard the
words “bitches and Bastards”.
He went home and his
father told him it meant “grandpa and grandma”.
Later,on Thanksgiving
night,his grandparents
came over. Timmy
answered the door with
glee and says: “Hey bitches and Bastards! I’ll take
your Sh*t
to the closet cause dad’s in
the kitchen fucking the
turkey!”
word
“Sh*t”. He went home and asked his dad for the
definition and he promptly told him “coats and
jackets”.
Timmy went to school the next day andheard the
word “fucking”,
and for a second time,
asked his father what it
meant. His father promptly said “cooking”.
Then,he returned to school
the third day and heard the
words “bitches and Bastards”.
He went home and his
father told him it meant “grandpa and grandma”.
Later,on Thanksgiving
night,his grandparents
came over. Timmy
answered the door with
glee and says: “Hey bitches and Bastards! I’ll take
your Sh*t
to the closet cause dad’s in
the kitchen fucking the
turkey!”
