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These Are The 5 Ways To Identify An Hungry Girl In Nigeria

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My Warri guys dey call them 'kparo-kparo package' ...Don't hate me for this post ladies...am only expressing ma'self 



Now, how do you tell that a lady is one of those bunch of hungry wolves looking for who to feast on? The following are some of the traits you should look out for, guys. 

1. The way she eats when you take her out: When you take her out, closely watch how she eats. Hungry girls eat voraciously! She will order for different foods, even the ones her father has never bought for her since she came to this world  She rushes the foods greedily, she would even go as far as sucking bones and licking her fingers!!! She does this because she doesn't know when such delicacies would come her way again  A girl who is self-satisfied and contented eats in a dignified way. What you bought for her isn't new to her; she takes that often, so it's not a big deal to her!

2. She easily opens her legs wide because of foods: I often wonder how some girls would easily open their legs wide for a guy to 'moyokor' them just because he bought them Shawarma, fried rice, chicken and salad or ice-cream  You sell your female dignity just because of food?  Something that will leave your bowels after few hours? You must be kidding me, babe!!! You are such a hungry wolf, don't hate pls!

3. She demands for virtually everything from you: If she is the type that demands almost everything she uses from you, just know she is a hungry girl! A contented girl, even if she requests for certain things from her Bf would still realize that there are certain things a grown woman should be able to provide for herself. You don't expect a dude to buy stuffs like tampoon, undies, recharge cards for you...provide food for you...cater for all your needs when you are not his wife!!! Common, you are grown; you are not 2 years old!!! Maybe, you should also request that he baby-sits you! Orue!

4. She pesters you on phone because you promised to take her out: When you meet a babe and exchange phone contacts, just tell her that by so so and so time, on so so and so day, you will take her out. Maybe, to a popular eatery or to do some shopping at Shoprite. When they day comes, watch out whether she would pester you on phone when it is past the time you arranged for the outing  If she pesters you on phone, she is a hungry girl! Contented babes don't get worked up because of outing at an eatery. The hungry one will pester you not because she wants to see your face but because she is dying to consume hungrily those things she has vowed to order when both of you finally get to the eatery

5. Keeping little change for herself or stealing little money in your residence: I once met a babe who came to my crib and stole my 750 naira I kept under a novel! Pathetic! With all her beauty and sexiness, she stooped so low; my blood went cold for her. I quickly dropped her at the junction of her street, deleted her number and drove off! Na only 'kparo-kparo' fit behave like that  If you pay for something at a shop and she hurriedly collects the little change from the seller and pockets it when she wasn't the one that paid for the stuff, she's a hungry babe! So annoying that the change could even be a mere 35 naira  Orue!!!
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