An unmarried woman is newly pregnant and
gets into an auto accident. She suffers a head
injury and lapses into a coma for nine
gets into an auto accident. She suffers a head
injury and lapses into a coma for nine
months. When she awakens in the hospital,
she panics and asks about her baby.
Her doctor is called in and gives her a mild
sedative, then he sits down to answer her
questions. "I'm so happy to see you
recovering", he says. The woman responds,
"Thank you doctor, but what about my baby?
Is everything all right?" He replies, "Yes,
despite your injury, we were able to perform
a fairly normal delivery procedure."
"In fact," he goes on, "you've given birth to
twins - a boy and a girl."
The woman is very happy and asks when
she can see her new babies. The doctor
replies, "Right away, but we've already sent
the infants home with your brother. We'll call
and tell him you're okay. While you were
unconscious, your brother took care of
everything for you. He even gave the babies
names."
she can see her new babies. The doctor
replies, "Right away, but we've already sent
the infants home with your brother. We'll call
and tell him you're okay. While you were
unconscious, your brother took care of
everything for you. He even gave the babies
names."
At this point, the woman gets upset, "Doctor,
my brother is an idiot! What name did he
give my little girl?" The doctor answered that
her name was Denise. "Oh, Denise, that's not
so bad. What name did he give my boy?" The
doctor answered, "Denephew>
my brother is an idiot! What name did he
give my little girl?" The doctor answered that
her name was Denise. "Oh, Denise, that's not
so bad. What name did he give my boy?" The
doctor answered, "Denephew>
De whaaaaaat< the woman fainted.
