An Igbo man,a Yoruba man and a Hausa man
Yoruba man: i will kill myself so that i won’t
pay you.
“He pulled out his gun and shot himself dead”.
Igbo man: hahahaha!!! If you think you will get away with my money you
are wrong, i will follow you until you pay
me. “He takes
the gun and shots himself dead as well”.
Hausa man: “who was watching from a distance, laughed and said”……
“These guys are funny, i
must watch this till the
end”.
He also took the
gun nd killed himself!
If you want to see if all of
them will go to heaven or hell take a knife and stab yourself.
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Humor: 12 Rules Of Football When We Were Kids
1. The fat kid were always the goalkeeper
2. The owner of the ball
decides who plays.
3. Penalties awarded only if injured player curses a lot.
4. The match only ends
when everyone are tired.
5. No matter how many
goals you score, the
winner will be determined by the last
team to score.
6. No referee and lines
men. You could run with
the ball even behind the
goal post.
7. If you don’t participate
in repairing the ball you
will be given a match ban
8. If you’re picked last,
you’re a loser.
9. The guy who’s never picked was to fetch the
ball from the tree when it
got stuck, under the car
or tunnel to play in the
next game.
10. When the owner of the ball gets annoyed,
game over.
11. You were allowed to
change a goalkeeper
incase of a penalty.
12. the most skillful player get automatic
selection.
True or false
