“She had caught me red handed”
“What do I do now?”
“Should I tell her the whole truth?”
“How do I explain how the wristwatch got to
my room?”
” hope it’s not the beginning of the end for
Betty and I?”.
My brain went blank and I couldn’t think of a
possible solution. I couldn’t reply Betty
anymore on bbm and I couldn’t make calls
because I don’t even know what to say or
type. I switched off “mobile network” on my
phone and I began to think of ideas. I thought
and thought but I couldn’t provide any
meaningful idea or solution. I have no other
choice than to contact segun. I couldn’t reach
him from my phone because I had switched
off the mobile network. I then remembered I
saw a recharge card umbrella towards to
entrance of the estate and I walked towards to
place. I met the vendor who happened to be a
slim and fair lady, I asked if she operates a
call center and she replied that she only sells
recharge cards, I then begged her to allow me
recharge on her phone and call with it which
she agreed. I purchased an airtime of N200
and recharged her phone which I later used to
call segun.
ME: hi segun.
SEGE: how far onihaxy?. How far with the
lunch date?
ME: it was fine
SEGE: gist me na. You f####d her abi?
ME: segun, that will be another time. I’m not
in mood for that now. I’m in a serious problem
and I couldn’t think of any meaningful
solution
SEGE: what happened?. Is it with your boss?
ME: no
SEGE: with Betty?
ME: not really
SEGE: then what is the problem?.
ME: it’s bimpe.
SEGE: bimpe kee?. Is she related to your boss
too?
ME: no
SEGE: then what?
ME: she has caused trouble between Betty and
I.
SEGE: how?
ME: segun, let me confess to you, I can’t hide
anything from you. It happened that I was on
my way from oshodi last week saturday when
she was driving by and parked beside me.
SEGE: I’m listening.
ME: then she asked of my destination and I
told her I was going home. She then offered
me a ride which I accepted. She dropped me
at home and stopped over to relax a bit
during that period.
SEGE: then you f####d her again right?.
ME: no I didn’t.
SEGE: then what?.
ME: she pull off her wristwatch before she
relaxed and forgot to take it along while
going. So I kept the watch in a safe place. I
don’t know how Betty dug it out and saw it.
SEGE: and how did Betty knew the watch
belongs to bimpe?
ME: she said Bimpe’s trademark is on the
watch which I didn’t even realize.
SEGE: what trademark?
ME: letter “B”.
SEGE: onihaxy, there is something you aren’t
saying. How can someone pull off her watch
just to relax?.
ME: I’m serious segun. Ok, she helped me in
the kitchen before relaxing. I think that was
when she pulled off the watch.
SEGE: so what happen now?
ME: i don’t know the explanation to give to
Betty concerning the watch.
SEGE: then tell her the truth, just the same
way you are telling me right now.
ME: haba segun. You know that is too risky.
How do I explain that her brother’s wife
helped me in the kitchen and left her watch at
my place?
SEGE: haven’t I warned you several times to
back out of this bimpe of a thing?, haven’t I
warned you that one day, you will expose
yourself?. Now it has happen, so deal with it.
ME: segun please help me, there must be
another way out. I trust you as my last
solution bustop please.
SEGE: onihaxy!!!!!!!!!. I will offer this last
assistance just for the sake of friendship.
ME: thank you very much ore mi.
SEGE: next time you have any problem with
this your witch woman called bimpe, don’t just
try to involve me because if you do, I will turn
you down.
ME: haaaaaaa!!!!!.
SEGE: I mean it onihaxy. If as a friend, I
advised you on something and you still
decided to follow your own path, then bear
whatever comes out of your sturbon decision.
ME: ok sir, so what do I do now?.
SEGE: shebi you said you told bimpe to make
a medical report for you the last time you
came to akure?.
ME: yes.
SEGE: and the report was dated that particular
Friday?
ME: yes
SEGE: do you have a copy of it at home?
ME: no, I submitted the one I had to my
Teamlead.
SEGE: then stop by at a cafe and make
another copy from your email. Make sure it’s
a coloured copy.
ME: ok, what do I do with it.
SEGE: when you get home. Tell Betty that the
bank wanted to have medical examination of
all staffs and you decided to do yours at
bimpe’s hospital since her brother’s wife
works there.
ME: ok, I’m listening.
SEGE: and on getting there. Bimpe was the
person that attended to you and you saw the
wristwatch on her hand and you liked it. Then
you asked for the product and price so as to
get your own.
ME: ok.
SEGE: but you aren’t sure to remember the
shape and description so you begged her to
borrow you her own watch so that you can
take it along to a watch shop and get the
exact type.
ME: but the watch is feminine.
SEGE: then tell her you wanted to get the type
for her as a surprise package. So you wanted
to make sure it’s the exact type, so you
borrowed bimpe’s own to show the watch
seller.
ME: what if she asked for her own copy of
watch that I bought?.
SEGE: tell her the seller said he didn’t have
the type at the moment and he promised to
get back to you as soon as he has it. And that
he had already seen the watch from you and
recognised the brand. So you haven’t been
chanced to return it back to bimper, And thank
God she is around. She would help you in
returning the watch to bimpe.
ME: SEGE the genius!!!!!. Thanks so much ore
mi.
SEGE: just make sure you have a copy of that
medical report, because that will be the only
thing that would convince Betty that bimpe
didn’t come to your house. Make sure you
stylishly drop the paper somewhere first and
then bring it out when you start telling the
stories.
ME: thank you so much segun.
SEGE: one more thing. Call your evil wife
bimpe before you get home and update her on
the game plan so that she won’t be caught
unaware.
ME: ok boss.
SEGE: on a final note onihaxy. Whenever you
have problem with bimpe again, don’t try to
involve me again because I will never be part
of it.
ME: thanks boss. Talk to you later. ***hanged
up***
****chaiiiiiii, segun don tire for my
matter*********
To be continue....
