Fast forward the next day. I decided to
close in the office early. As I was tidying
up my office Ritababe entered.
Ritababe: Accountant, where are you
going?
Me: I want to close early so as to go
home.
Ritababe: Ekun fun ‘ra re (strongman
himself)
Me: iwo lo mo (na you sabi).
As I was talking, a call entered and when
I checked the screen, it was Dcns. Emeka
Dcns Emeka: hope you are on your way?
Me: no. I am still in the office
Dcns Emeka: I will be waiting (ends call)
Ritababe; is that mummy calling you?
Me: no. it is a friend.
Ritababe: a friend? (she sneered)
Me: abegi leave me alone jare.
As soon as I was leaving my office, she
pulled me back and kissed me. I
responded by kissing her back and
squeezed her Weapons of Mass Defence.
She stopped abruptly, went to her office,
locked the place up and before she
returned from her office, I have locked
the door of my office and went home. As
soon as I got downstairs at the main
gate, I saw Dcns Emeka’s car. I wanted
to run back inside but she has already
seen me. I went up to her and greeted
her
Dcns Emeka: I knew that you will not
want to come that was why I came to
wait for you outside the church premises.
Can we go now?
A part of me wanted to go but another
part of me was reacting against it. While
contemplating about what to do, she held
me by the hand and pulled me towards
her car. We got to her private guest
house and I was ushered in. the place
was furnished up to taste and one thing I
saw is that the walls, interior decoration,
chairs, floor tiles were all painted blue.
She immediately jumped on me and
started kissing me. We continued that
but suddenly my phone started
ringing……..guess who was calling me???
Iyoaye: dear, when will you be coming
back home?
Me: I went somewhere urgent but I will
be at home before 8.30pm
Iyoaye: don’t stay long dear.
After the call has ended I saw Dcns
Emeka frowning her face
Dcns Emeka: why did she have to call at
this time??? (she turned her back on me)
Me: ma, that is my wife
Dcns. Emeka: before nko? I hope you told
her that I was the one taking care of you
before you got married
Me: (laughed) mummy, you are funny.
Well I didn’t forget that at all ma
Dcns Emeka: I had to run back to Nigeria
because my husband got a new job at
World Bank and he is currently in Geneva
branch of the bank and trust the kids,
they followed their father. And I have
been starved of straffing.
Me: (standing in front of her and holding
her hands) Sweet-pie, I am happy that
you still have feelings for me and you
could still come back to eat my sweet
BANANA…..but dear, I’m married. I can’t
be fcuking you like before again. And for
me to be back in the church working as
the Church Accountant all eyes will be on
me and on every of my movement. Please
try to understand ma.
Looking into her eyes I saw passion
burning in there and I decided to leave.
As soon as I turned my back about
going, she held me at my back and
started crying. I cleaned the tears from
her eyes but the more I cleaned it the
more it freely flows. I held her head up
and kissed her; she responded back and
this time the kissing was more intense
than before. I took off her shirt and
unhooked her bra. I touched the tip of
the Weapon of Mass Defence and started
rubbing it gently. As I wanted to start
sucking her tits, a call came into my
phone….alas, it was my wife
Iyoaye: dear, I remembered that I have to
go for a night programme at that place I
discussed with you last week.
Me: why are you just telling me?
Iyoaye: I am sorry for not informing you
since morning. Though, I had prepared
something for you.
Me: ok dear, take care of yourself (call
ends)
After the call was ended, I couldn’t see
Dcns Emeka but I was hearing water
splashing in the bathroom. I sneaked
into the room, undressed myself and
went into the bathroom. She was backing
the door and was crying. I cupped her
Weapons of Mass Defence from the back
and I squeezed it. She responded by
grinding her Weapon of Mass Destruction
to my hips. I turned her and started
kissing her. Then, I went to her t!ts and
started sucking it hungrily. She was
moaning like Sagem phone. Then I went
straight down to her holiest. As soon as I
got there, I discovered the place was
thicker than sambisa forest. I stopped
and looked at her
Dcns Emeka: I’m sorry the place is
bushy. I left it like that since my husband
did not fcuk me
I lost interest immediately and I stood up,
left the bathroom and cleaned myself up.
She came in later to join me on the bed
Dcns Emeka: accountant why are you
doing this?
Me: nothing.
Dcns Emeka: so why didn’t you have fun me?
Me: I’m no longer in the mood
Dcns Emeka stood up and went to the
drawer and took from a bag shaving
stick and she sat down and shaved her
holiest clean. When she did, she spread it
out wide and I was seeing the Ark of the
Covenant. Like someone who is under a
spell, I went straight for her holiest and
started sucking it.
Dcns Emeka: (in between moans) I know
you like it……ushhh….you should have
said so……
assssssshhhhhhhh…….mmmmmm………
pleeeeeeeeeeeeeaasssseeeee stoppppp
ittttt.
I was sucking it and as the same time I
was blowing air into the holiest. I tongue
– fun her and she was gibberish.
After a while she climaxed and she was
panting heavily.
Dcns Emeka: please have fun with me
I was about going to the cabinet
assuming that I will find a pack of cd,
she pulled me back and I fell on the bed.
She straddled me and was riding me
slowly at first then she increased her
tempo as she progressed. She was saying
all unprintables, and she was scattering
her hair like a Rasta man. I squeezed her
Weapon of Mass Defence and in reply she
was riding my OPA-MOSE furiously. We
changed positions I carried her to the
table, laid her there, her Weapon of Mass
destruction was looking at me. I spread
her legs and entered her from the back.
we have fun in that position for about 10
minutes before turning her with her back
on the table, rested her legs on my
shoulders and entered her. What I noticed
is that her holiest was very hot and tight.
We have fun in that position for about 5
minutes. We went to the bed and I
spooned her. She couldn’t control it any
longer and we both exploded powerfully.
After we rested for about 30 minutes,
Me: ebi n pami (I’m hungry)
Dcns. Emeka: I am hungry too
Me: but after eating I am going home
Dcns Emeka: for where? You ain’t going
anywhere boy. You are here with me till
tomorrow
Me: lailai. Ko jo rara (it is impossible)
After we ate dinner, I called Iyoaye again
to confirm if she had left for the place.
When it has been confirmed, I turned to
her
Me: Dcns. Emeka, I saw the picture you
uploaded on your whatsapp when you
delivered in London
Dcns. Emeka: the baby looks like you.
(she took her phone out, and showed me
pictures of the baby)
Me: omo ti Ogidan ba bi, Ogidan ni n jo
(the child the tiger bore resembles the
tiger)
Dcns. Emeka: hhunnmm hunnmm you
would have said that the child that an
elephant bore resembles the giraffe…..
(she lightly punches me)
Me: ahhhhh Dcns….. ma show yin lale
yii……
I started chasing her all around the
house and we were doing like little
children. I caught her and we both fell on
the bed together…..i holding her Weapons
of Mass Defence from the back
Me: I’d wish that you were younger than
I…… we would have married each
other…….
Dcns. Emeka: me too
We cuddled each other till when we both
slept off.
I woke up about three hours later when I
perceived a smell of incense blowing in
the room. When I stood up I realized that
I laid down in the midst of a large hall. I
saw a group of unclad women
surrounded me and making some chants.
I wanted to stand up but I realized that I
was tied down. Then their leader spoke:
Leader: I greet every initiate
All: isee
Leader: may the great mysterious and
mighty bird be with us all
All: isee
Leader: as you can see, a meat has been
brought to us this year…..(when I heard
that I started shaking) and we want to
appreciate the person who brought the
meat. (everyone started laughing) but
first let’s check the level of the meat
I wanted to say something but it was like
I was gagged in my throat. I started
crying. After they consulted the oracle it
was found that I was not suitable to be
used. Then the leader spoke
Leader: Idowu Emeka why did you bring
this meat??? Well you have to provide
another meat before 48 hours. Then the
leader came to where I was tied down
and went straight to my OPA-MOSE. As
soon as she took it to her mouth and
started sucking it I woke up to a feeling
on my
OPA-MOSE……
Dcns Idowu Emeka was sucking my OPA-
MOSE hungrily. But the speed at which
she was gagging it I was seriously scared
thinking that it will suffocate her. After a
while she straddled me and started riding
me in reverse cowgirl position and I was
rubbing her back at the same time. After
then we switched to canine style and we
Have fun as sl^ts and we exploded
together. After we rested till around
quarter to six in the morning, I went
quickly to shower and prepared to run
home before Iyoaye will come home.
When I was through
Dcns Emeka: I wished that you will be
with me all through today
Me: Dcns you know that it is not possible
now.
Dcns Emeka: I know but can we do one
more time?
Me: (for my mind “Alakoba niyin sha” –
this woman want to implicate me) no
ma!
Dcns Emeka: ok I don hear you. Pick up
that envelope that is on the desk.
After appreciating her I picked the
envelope and left the place. As soon as I
got home, I quickly changed to my
pajamas so that Iyoaye will not suspect
that I was just getting home. I didn’t
know when I slept off.
To be continued
