"I need to inspect your farm."
The old farmer said: "OK, but you better not go in that field."
In a arsh tone the Agric Representative said, "I have the authority of the Nigeria Government with me. See this card..?"
He stuck a plastic-coated card in the farmer's face.
"This card says I can go wherever I want to on agricultural land."
The old farmer shrugged and went about his farm chores. Later, he heard loud screams and saw the Department of Agriculture rep running towards the fence for his dear life.
Close behind was the farmer's big bull chasing him.
The bull was madder than a nest full of hornets and he was gaining on the Agric Rep with every angry snort and unstopping chase
The farmer shouted, "Show him your card, Show the bull your card Mr Government Representativ!"
Your father for saying dat, the Agric rep was saying while running.
