• Critics will never seize to amuse me, an african proverb says "Indecision is like the stepchild: if he doesn't wash his hands, he is called dirty; if he does, he is wasting the water." Proverb from the Tribe of Malagasy
•Sometimes the best revenge is just a simple smile, to let them know you're doing just fine, it hurts.
•The world’s first alarm clock could only ring at 4 a.m.
•1 million earths could fit into the sun.
•Have you ever observe ? Your texting speed usually depends on the importance of the individual you're texting. Incase you don't notice then take note from now, you can psychologically know who your friend is texting by observing the speed.
•Money is powerful, if doubt me ask the japanese, a Japanese proverb says
"Money has no ears but it hears; no legs but it walks". ~Japanese Proverb
•One of Nigeria’s controversial and richest preachers according to Forbes, announced that he sent more than 4,000 bottles of his powerful anointing water, which users claimed had worked many miracles, to help victims of the deadly EVD in Sierra Leone and Liberia.
Mr. TB Joshua made headlines in local and international media for sending 4,000 bottles of ‘Anointing Water’ to the Ebola-stricken nation of Sierra Leone on the request of the government, alongside $50,000 in humanitarian aid.
“Prophet T.B. Joshua announced in The SCOAN Saturday Prayer Line that 4,000 bottles of New Anointing Water have arrived in the nation of Sierra Leone, alongside $50,000 in humanitarian aid, to support the ongoing crises there caused by the disease of Ebola,” stated a post on the Facebook page of TB Joshua Ministries.
“The Anointing Water was sent in a private jet that cost an additional $50,000 to charter, making $100,000 given by Prophet T.B. Joshua and the Emmanuel TV Partners to reach out to the troubled nation,” it added.
•There are an estimated 30 million Facebook accounts of people who have already died.
•Every 1 in 3 men cannot see their private part while standing ? Do you know why ? Because of fat belly =D
•The word “gorilla” comes from a Greek word “gorillai” meaning “a tribe of hairy women.” :O
•Have you checked your pen, it has a hole, why the hole ? The holes in the tops of pens were made to prevent suffocation, regardless of how far down your throat they go.
•Have you watched series of Tom and jerry and wonder when will the episodes end ? Let me give you a hint of how it ended. The final episode of the cartoon classic “Tom & Jerry” ends with the both of them committing suicide. (y)
•A German woman was charged with “attempted murder” after using her large bosoms to smother her boyfriend. The wisdom here is while having sex with an obese woman, be very careful when she's on top and you are below, you could end up like elephant and rat, death has no second chance. :E>
•It has been reported that Coca Cola can reduce a man’s sperm count by up to 30%. Men take note. :|
•There are an estimated 27 million slaves in the world today - more than at any other time in human history. But why ? Because of the booming population. #:-s
• Not all marriage starts with "will you marry me ?" Instead so many many marriages starts with "I don get Belle" meaning "am pregnant".
Once you are alone with a girl even if you are a saint the temptation between the two opposite gender begin to take momentum.
In Islaam marriage with pregnancy is an invalid marriage, if you have married this way then you better renew your marriage.
An African Proverb says "If you dance with the devil you can't change him but he will change". So don't dare him, don't go to his environ.
Not all marriage starts with "will you marry me ?" Instead so many many marriages starts with "I don get Belle"
dιd yoυ ĸnow тнaт ....
•A person generally hates you for one of this 3 reasons:
1) They want to be you.
2) They jealous you.
3) They see you as a threat.
•A 14-year-old boy once broke into Buckingham Palace and stole Queen Victoria's underwear.
•Accidentally text the wrong person ? Don't worrt, immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message!
•Watch your thoughts; they become words. Watch your words; they become actions. Watch your actions; they become habits.
•Nigeria has more English speaking people than the United Kingdom.
•John F. Kennedy was buried without his brain after it was mysteriously lost...
•Age 4: "I love Mummy."
Age 17: "I HATE HER."
Age 20: "Mum was right"
Age 57: "I wish my Mum was still here."
dιd yoυ ĸnow тнaт ....
•A person with too much ambition cannot sleep in peace. ~Proverb from Chad
How can he sleep in peace when he's thinking of becoming a governor, president, rich, money money money, say na by force.
•People helping one another can bring an elephant into the house.~ Rwanda Proverb.
No be lie
•If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed. - Mark Twain
Ah, what am I going to do now ? Nawa
•I pointed out to you the stars and all you saw was the tip of my finger. ~Sukuma Proverb.
This one na akpos
•A child can play with its mother's bosoms, but not its father's testicles. ~African Proverb.
The slap no go get part two.
•He that beats the drum for the mad man to dance is no better than the mad man himself. ~African Proverb
Confirm true.
•One who plants grapes by the road side, and one who marries a pretty woman, share the same problem. ~Ethiopian Proverb.
True, he will have to protect his beauty queen as many predator will set trap for her. Guys maybe we should go for ugly girls.
If you want your work to be done on time, simply send for a lazy person,
Order the lazybone a task and let him give you advice. Perhaps you will Come back and tell me "WOW you were right"
• You wanna marry a beautiful woman, oh oh, it is good but you should get ready to marry beautiful trouble. If you don't know what I mean then ask those who marry one for testimony, male relation are setting trap for her, your friends are also interested, your neighbour are no exception and the bigger one is her boss at work, she even uses make up.
She will pose and flaunt to you that she's a pretty lady and men admire her so if you cannot fulfil her need she's gonna take off. Oh boy, that's bad market oo. That's why is not always good to be reminding her or praising her of her beauty.
A jamaican proverbs says " Beautiful woman, beautiful trouble".
•Last year september 02, 2013,
Channel O and Forbes Africa presents the top 10 most bankable/richest artistes in Africa. This list was put together using factors such as endorsement value, popularity, show rates, Sales, awards, YouTube views, appearance in newspapers, investment, social media presense, Influence and so many other factors. The list shows the African artistes making the most money in Africa.
The list shows the African artistes making the most money in Africa.
Check out the top10 list
1. AKON
2. DON JAZZY
3. P SQUARE
4. D’BANJ
5. WIZKID
6. 2FACE IDIBIA
7. ANSELMO RALPH
8. SARKODIE
9. ICE PRINCE
10. BANKY W
•There is a canadian church that worships joystick . The Canadian church also has regular group masturbating sessions.
If you want to know the name of the church and see its pix, simply ask "Google"
You can't make the same mistake twice. Because the second time you make it, it's no longer a mistake, it's a choice.
•Time is a thief....it sneaks up on you and steals your youth, ask old people, how come they are old ? they will tell its just like that.
•Appreciate what you have before it turns into what you had.
•Let your mistakes make you better not bitter
•Over thinking is a form of fear. This fear becomes worse when adding anticipation, memory, imagination, and emotion together.
•Sometimes being too nice is dangerous.
•"A way" or "away", the choice is yours!!
•Words are like bullets; when you release them, you can't call them back. - West Africa
Poor you.
•This life is so weird, First you wanna grow up, then you want to be a teen again.
•You only need two close friends in which you can trust and dedicate yourself to. Having too many friends can lead to depression and stress and lot of palava.
•More people would learn from their mistakes if they weren’t too busy denying them.
•You can't make the same mistake twice. Because the second time you make it, it's no longer a mistake, it's a choice.
•Time is a thief....it sneaks up on you and steals your youth, ask old people, how come they are old ? they will tell its just like that.
•Expert says Intelligent people tend to care less about the opinions of others, they also enjoy being alone because of great sense of self.
•On average, surgeons in the U.S. leave surgical equipment inside their patients’ dies 39 times per week.
And lastly
• Have you ever thought about tie invention ? I guess the guy who invented ties was trying to commit suicide then he saw himself in the mirror & thought... "Wow ! Wait a minute, this looks nice.".
Good Night.
