Over the weekend, I had a fresh hair cut,
a fresh perfume, a new 3 packs of shirt
all ahead of my new job. I relocated to
my own apartment in akure where I used
to live before I left for service.
Finally, its monday, I went straight to my
new job at 10am.
“Ko ko ko”, I knocked on the gate, the
gateman opened, looked at me. He
recognised me. Madam no dey around,
“he replied” but madam say make aunty
janet attend to you, aunty janet dey
inside.
I entered into the compound. Knock on
the main door. “Ko ko ko”. Who is that?,
a voice answered from inside.
Its me onihaxy, I replied. She opened the
door and stood at the entrance.
**Chaiiiiii, janet was wearing a black
round neck top, the Tips were pointing
out, I guess she isn’t wearing a bra, she
wore a micro mini skirt, she has an
average height with a yam leg*******
JANET: ****i guess she can’t recognise
seeing me days back, well its normal sha,
girls don’t recollect seeing guys but guy
can always recollect seeing a lady at
12midnight.****,who are u looking for?
ME: I am the new lesson teacher.
Mummy told me to resume today.
JANET:, ****still not smiling**** really?,
come in and have your
seat……. Sikira!!!!!!!, where is this silly
girl?, she screamed. **i thought in mind,
this girl must be mean, see the wey she
dey scream on this poor girl.**** sikira
came out, she saw me sitting, she smiled
at me and said “Hello sir”, I smiled back
and said “hi”. Janet frowned at her and
shouted at her,
“pick this cup and get out of here, “.
Sikira left and janet turned to me. I
looked at her again and can’t believe she
is 19. Her body shape looks 24.
She is robust like “akebaje”. She sat
down on the other chair, she smiled a
little.
JANET: I’m sorry pls, that is just lazy, if I
don’t shout at her, she will never work.
So what is your name again?
ME: onihaxy
JANET: ok, mummy already informed I
and my brother that you will be coming
around to tutor us. So let’s talk
ME: ok
JANET: I hope you will tutor well because
you will be the 4th
teacher to be employed this year, they all
are not good at teaching, and when I
notice that you are not good, I will report
you to mum and you will be fired.
ME: **my heart skip beats****, I am a
good and born teacher, I will try my best.
JANET: better. So let’s discuss the time
table. Mummy said 5
times a week but I want it 3 or 4 times.
And mummy must not
know about this. Understood?
ME: ****no wonder you no pass jamb,
lazy girl****. Ok, I replied
JANET: so what time and day will be ok
for you?
ME: any day and time you fix is ok
JANET: anyday and time?. I thought you
teach at a school? Or
don’t you work elsewhere?
ME: ***chaiiiiiiii, this girl is rude oooo,
see as she dey question
me****, I used to teach when I served. I
just passed out and still job hunting.
JANET: *raised eye brow* so you are a
graduate?, you have served?,
waaooooooh, I was thinking you are an
NCE holder or school cert. That is
interesting. She smiled.
ME: ***chaiii, see as my small stature
dey embarrass me****. So
what time will u prefer?
JANET: monday, Wednesday, friday and
saturday. You will come at 2pm, teach
me till 4pm when gideon will be back
from school. Then start with gideon from
4:30 to 6pm. Is that ok by you.
ME: its ok. So can we start today?.
JANET: no problem, will you wait
behind? Or come back by 2pm?
ME: **thought***, I think I will come
back. But where is mummy
JANET: don’t you know she will be at
work? She is a banker and won’t be back
untill 6:30pm or 7pm.
ME: **chaiii, this girl is naturally rude***,
ok janet, I will be back
by 2pm.
JANET: wait, let me have your number
just incase. ”Sikara!!!!!!!!!!!, bring my
phone for me on my bed” she screamed.
Sikira came with the phone. Janet
collected it from sikira while sikira is still
standing there. She smiled at me
again.
JANET: call your number
ME: 0806323********
JANET: saved, ****she flashed my
number*******
ME: I got it, let me be on my way, I will
be back
by 2pm. She returned the phone to sikira
to return, I left the compound, walked out
to the gate. Just as I was outsited the
gate, my phone ranged. I looked at the
screen, it was an unknown
number. I picked
ME: hello, who is this?
CALLER: its me sikirat, that is my
number, save it. I will call you later,
bye.***hanged up****
I got home wondering, what does sikirat
wants from me?. She must have
memorised my number while I was
calling it to janet.
**fast forward***. Its 1:30pm, I left my
house and set out for my lesson job. I
arrived at the white house, knocked
on the gate and the gateman ushered me
in.
I went straight to the main door
entrance. A heavy sound of. “I fit
die ontop your matter” was coming out
of the room that no one could hear me
knocking. Then I remembered I have
janet’s number. I called her and no one
picked. I called sikirat that I’m outside,.
A minute later, the door was opened. I
entered and met janet on a pink top and
a bump short. She was sweating, then I
guess she must have been dancing.
ME: hi jane, I’m here for the lesson,
JANET: “eeeehhmmm onihaxy” did I get
it right?
ME: yes
JANET: see I’m tired oooo. I’m not sure I
will do lesson today. I have been dancing
since. If not for sikirat who
told me that it seems someone is
knocking, I wouldn’t have known you are
outside
ME: ****chaii, omo see sense, this sikirat
wise oooo****. Ok jane, so what will
happen now.
JANET: maybe you should wait for
gideon to be back from school. Then you
should teach him.
ME: ok
JANET: what should I offer you?
ME: ****why dis girl dey act nice this
time na?****. I’m ok for
now,
I waited for gideon and I thought him
mathematics. I continued the lesson
since that day. Janet will skip lessons
most times and I dare not tell mummy.
Sikiratwill sneak to call me. She said
aunty janet and mummy must not
catch her. Most times, we will do midnite
call, we do talk about
everything except sex. I guess she
doesn’t want to bring it up and I wasn’t
interested neither. I would still prefer
janet to sikirat any day. until one day
when sikirat said she wants to tell
me something.
ME: hello sikirat, u said you wanted to
tell me Something.
SIKIRAT: please I need your help. I don’t
know if you will help
me,
ME: just say it first.
SIKIRAT:. I wanted a service that I can’t
afford to pay for
ME: what service dear?
SIKIRAT: I’m shy to say it.
ME: just say it dear
SIKIrAT: emmmmm ehhmmmm
eeehhmmm. You see, I dropped
out at JSS2. I have passion to go to
school but my parents don’t
have the capacity. A sister who brought
me to akure from ilorin promised my
parents to send me to school. Only
to end up renting me out madam when
we reach akure. I still want education
ME: you mean you want to go back to
school?
SIKIRAT: not really
ME: so what do you want?
SIKIRAT: I want you to be teaching me
lesson but I don’t have money to pay.
ME: that’s not a problem sikirat.
Whenever I come next, I will be
teaching you when I’m through with janet
and gideon
SIKIRAT: no oooo, mummy and aunty
janet will not support it, they hate me so
much, infact, they might send me
out of the house.
ME: so what do you want us to do?
SIKIRAT: I will be coming to your house
ME: *****my heart skipped beat*****.
When and how?
SIkiRAT: I used to go to market to buy
house needs every 5 days.
I can spend like 2hrs at your place before
going to market. And also on friday
nights. Everyone used to go to vigil and I
am always the only one at home with the
gateman, I can always
come around… Abi ur wife will not
support it?
ME: looolz, wife kee?, I have not married,
and I’m not in any relationship for now.
SIKIRAT: you mean you don’t have any
girlfriend?
ME: yes
SIKiRaT: thank God oooo, no one will say
I want to use lesson to snatch her
boyfriend.
After the conversation, I was wondering
how midnite lessons will look like. Chaiiii,sikirat no go kill me ooooooooooo….
To be continued
