AKPOS AND HIS DAD
DAD: AKPOS, if Mr John asks after me, tell him I'm not around. He would Come to ask Of The money i owe him, Just tell him I'm not at Home. How will you tell him when he comes, cos i know you are funny?
AKPOS: When he comes, I will say my daddy said I should tell you he is not around.
DAD: Fool!.... Just tell him, he is not around. Ok!?
AKPOS: Yes daddy.
[When Mr John arrived...]
MR JOHN: Carbony, where is ur daddy?
AKPOS: He is not around.
MR JOHN: When is he coming back?
AKPOS: Wait let me go and ask him, he didn't tell me.
(Rushed into the room, shouting, daddy, daddy, when are u coming back ooo?)
AKPOS Dad Fainted. .! #Gbammm