kept on rejecting the card. A frustrated Akpos
called his bank help line.
AKPOS: (Angry) So what's wrong with my ATM
card.
CALL GIRL: I'm sorry sir, can I cross check your account please?
AKPOS: Please be fast joor, my clients from London
are waiting.
CALL GIRL: Sir, I have checked your account,
everything is alright here and you should be able
to use your card. Are you sure your card is not damaged or broken?
AKPOS: Are you insane? What are you insinuating?
No one takes good care of their ATM card like I do.
CALL GIRL: Okay sir, are you also sure the surface
isn't wet or stained with dirt?
AKPOS: Are you mad? ATM card whey I dey pet like egg. As a matter of fact, I even laminated it last
week when I laminated my identity card...
One word for akpos...
