JOHNNY AND THE PROSTITUTE

Johnny took a
prostitute to the hotel.
While in hot s*x in the


dead of the night, the
lady suddenly went limp
and lifeless.
While Johnny was still
confused and trying to
understand what's
happening, the girl's
phone rang and he picked
it up. Here's the
conversation between
him and a male voice
from the other end
of the line:
Voice: guy, you're in
trouble! That girl you
just raped to death is
the IG's daughter.
Johnny: but I didn't rape
her. I paid her for
service rendered.
Voice: tell that to the
police.
Johnny: so what do u
want me to do. I can't
afford to go to prison.
Voice: pay me 50k and I
will handle the rest. We
could go to the nearest
ATM machine if u don't
have d cash on u. I'm a
patient businessman.
Johnny: look, I'm a
businessman too. I
know a ritualist who will
pay 1million naira for a
fresh corpse like this
one. We can share it
50/50. Give me a minute
to call him.
The prostitute suddenly
jumped up from the bed
shouting - "na your
mama dem go take do
ritual, oloshi
oloriburuku", as she ran
out of the hotel stark
Unclad..