In Nigeria, Gala and Lacasera should be in the First Aid box -
Wole Soyinka Facebook Profile is not all about having
many friend
Despite the amount of legs millipede has, its one of the
worthless creatures on earth.
Ladies, bleaching
is not the problem. The problem is
having a white face, yellow hands, chocolate
laps &
black legs, Nonsense.
So because of one snap
with WIZKID, she no gree
change her profile picture since September Last Year!
If mandella na Nigerian, dem fit no burry am
o, dem fit carry am go museum, make people
dey pay enter to see him corpse, especially
igbo people.
Louis vuitton umbrella for 93k.
Does it cover
shame?
Salary is like period... Cums once a
month and
finishes in 5 days.
Ibadan girls only brush their
teeth on ileya,easter
and Christmas day!!!" So I guess dey don buy
Toothbrush now.
Naija Uncles Be Like...: Amanda
you're now a big girl
ooo, turn around, oya come and sit on my lap
Naija Police Be Like..Y don't u av A/C in your
car? Under this hot sun, U want 2 kill yoursef
abi? U want 2 commit suicide bah? Oya park!
If you help a girl when she is in problem,
she will always remember u only when she
is in problem again."
ABORTION doesn't make
you
unpregnant, it only makes you
the mother of a dead child.
TRUE FRIENDS
are like bra,
always there to hold during our
falling days
Difference among girls aged
8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68 & 78
.
.
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8 - U take her to bed & tell her a story! 18 - U
tell her a story & take her to bed
28 - U don't have to tell her a story to take her to
bed:
38 - She tells u a story & takes u to bed!
48 - U tell her a story to avoid going to bed.
58 U stay in bed to avoid her story!
68 - If u take her to bed,that will be a story. 78
- If u take her to bed, that is the end of the story
Fact: The only person a woman attentively
listens to and obeys sincerely and does
exactly as he says is a PHOTOGRAPHER
In those days girls always talk about
their BOOK! BOOK! BOOK! BOOK! But
girls of dis days don remove the "K"
what u hear from them now is BOO!
BOO! BOO! BOO =)). Please who so ever
took away the K from our today girls should
return it pls and pls, am on my
knees begging!
Its only in Africa that your Mum will
beat you so hard that
she hurts herself. Then says "Look what you've
done. u want to kill me ?
If She has cough and
catarrh before
Christmas,
I don't see anything bad in wrapping
benylin and tom tom as her Christmas gift.
Or
My brothers is it a bad thing?
To guys that
wear extremely tight skinny
jeans... pity your balls nah!! Your
Future kids are in there!!
Ladies don't laugh cos your boyfriend is one of
dem!
Ladies!!!!
U take picture inside rangerover sport,
infinity, bently,BMW X6, then u want ur
boyfriend 2 believe u'r not cheating.
ARE U A MECHANIC?
If an Igbo boy puts his
arm and leg around
you when you're both sleeping, he's not
cuddling.
.
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.
.
He's only making sure you don't
steal and run.
You've different pictures of hot
girls on your
Phone, and u want your GIRLFRIEND to believe you're
not cheating?? are u a Photographer?
Meanwhile, Since i
was born and now that i'm
getting old I have never seen an
Albino with a tribal mark, Brothers and
Sisters have you seen any?
