(1) You apply Perfume cus u wanna Snap Pics
(2) You wan use fork to drink garri
(3) You wanna climb my facebook wall so you
would see what I'm doing inside
(4) You kneel down cus u wan greet person
for phone
(5) You are above 25 and Davido and Wizkid are
your role model
(6) It took me an hour to compose a message you
come reply with "K", You are really mad
(7) You carry screw driver go bank because you
wan open new account
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You went 2 bed with a ruler jst 2 knw aw longu slept
(9) You reduce volume of music player bcoz you
wan read text message
(10) You Dey Smile bacause Who senior you greet
you.
(11) You made a vow of N1000 in church and you
put N50 in the offering box
(12) You dey Monitor your bf/gf or husband/
wife movement''security for life.
(13) You nor get shishi for bank
account you dey sing "Chop my money" instead of
"Mercies of the Lord", God have mercy on you
(14) If you read this post and you did not comment or laugh , please visit a psychiatric hospital for madness evaluation.
