won't laugh! I have been in this profession for 30 years now and I have never laughed at a patient no matter the ailment. AKPOS: OK then. Akpos proceeded to drop his trousers and boxer, revealing the tiniest joystick the doctor had ever seen which was no bigger than a biro cover. Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure. "I'm so sorry," said the doctor. "I really am. I don't know what came over me. On my honour as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now, what seems to be the problem? Do you want a joystick enlargement?" Akpos replied, "No, my joystick is swollen."
You said whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat, the doctor fainted.
