Three dead bodies were taken to a mortuary in London with smiles on their faces. The mortuary attendant called the police and an Inspector was sent and was taken straight to the first body. The mortuary attendant said, ''Frenchman, 91, died of heart failure while making love to his 18 years old lover, that's why he's smiling. The Inspector was taken to the second body. The mortuary attendant said, ''Englishman, 22, won a thousand pounds on a lottery, spent it all on whiskey. Died of alcohol poison, that's why he's smiling. The Inspector said, ''Nothing unusual here, show me the last body.'' The mortuary attendant said, ''Nigeria Man, 32, struck by thunder.'' The Inspector asked, ''Why then is he smiling?.'' The mortuary attendant replied, ''It was his first time in London, he thought he was being taken a picture until the thunder finished him.
