1. A woman husband was seriously ill.
Doctor to wife :-
Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood,
don’t discuss your problems, don't ask for too much money, don't demand new shoes,
no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold jewels
Do this for 1 year & he will be ok.
On their way home,
Husband :- what did the doc say?
Wife :- .He Said, No chance for u to survive
Lolz the husband fainted.
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2. A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
"I thought It was MONEY"
I never knew it was his d*ck, spe*m and energy.
