of them stops a trailer:
POLICEMAN: Where is your permit?
DRIVER: (Hands in his permit)
POLICEMAN: Do you have an
extinguisher?
DRIVER: Yes, its there…
POLICEMAN: Light up your indicators.
DRIVER: (Light his indicators)
POLICEMAN: Do you have
a seat belt?
DRIVER: Yes, I have.
POLICEMAN: Hunk your horn let me hear.
The driver hunks his horn.
The policeman turns to his fellow officers
and says the man has
everything and they decided to let him go.
As the driver was about
to drive away, one of the police officers
suddenly shouts:
POLICEMAN: Is your SIM- card registered?
DRIVER: (Completely surprised) No.
POLICEMAN: Park! Park there!!! How can
you drive without registering your
number?. Your fine is 5000 naira. What if
you are involve in an accident, how will
we identify you?
One word for Naija Police?
