they have no offering to give, therefore, below are
my observations on how they act
Lemme keep the ball rolling
1. Few minutes before offering announcement is
made, they will take an excuse to the toilet and
calculatively come back few minutes after the
offering collection is over.
2. The ones that will squeeze their hands into
their pockets to deceive people that they are
dropping money, when in fact, they dropped
nothing. *If I hear*
3. The ones that have but would separate the
money in their pockets in ascending order; the
bigger denomination will be on the left pocket,the
N5, N10, N20 and N50 would be on the right
pocket (or vice versa). Immediately they hear
offering time, they will just put their hand straight
to the right pocket... Dem don know where e dey
4. The ones that will drop an offering envelope
the same way it was given to them, then they will
look around to be sure that nobody is looking at
them, then stylishly drop the empty envelop
5. Immediately offering announce is made, these
ones will ask the ushers if they can help split
N1,000 into smaller denominations, even when
they have no kobo. This reminds me of a dude
that asked me to help change N1, 000 despite the
fact that we have been told not to change money
for people until after the service; guess what? I
decided to help and told him to bring the money.
Immediately, discomfort was printed on his face.
He told me not to worry anymore
6. The ones that will search their pockets for
almost 5 minutes without bring out a kobo; or dip
their hands into the four pockets without bringing
a penny and will start acting like they actually
left their wallet at home when in fact, they did
not
7. When offering time is approaching, the ones
that have no incoming call but will quickly place
their phones on their ears and will dash out of
the church.
8. The ones that will keep staring at your wallet
to know how much you want to give.
9. The ones that have but will not give. They will
bring out N1000 from their pockets showing to
the people sitting on their role that they wish to
give but don not have no small denomination.
Funny enough, even if they have, they still won't
give
10. Kindly add the last one
