men folk perform the onerous task of taking
off the bra. This from my investigations
enables them gauge the level of experience of
their male partners. The dexterity or otherwise
of the guy in taking off this all important
garment will determine the longevity or
otherwise of the relationship and in most
cases also determine if one will get a second
opportunity.
So my Brothers, from my own personal
experience, these are five sure fire tactics to
cross the boundary the Bra puts up.
1. Use a razor blade. Instead of wasting your
time trying to hold the woman with one hand,
while trying to unfasten like four clips with
just one hand, you just get a razor blade and
cut off the offending straps. It's faster and
very convenient.
2. A pair of scissors should be the final
accessory as you prepare for this date. It's
safer, faster than the razor. All you need is a
nip and off comes the offending attire.
3. Your teeth. Some guys have been known to
chew off the straps of the Bra. They stylishly
bite off the straps without inconveniencing the
owners while freeing the objects of desire.
4. A drop of acid. Get this in a tiny bottle and
when the time is right, use a dispensing
droplet and take aim very surreptitiously
dropping just one drop each on the two
holding straps and watch it melt away. This is
recommended for only Airforce tacticians and
Airfirce personnel.
5. Where all these fails, just beg.
