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Read Things Men Cant Do Without

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1.MONEY:this is very vital to all men,money is a perculiar thing that life seems to be centerd around.men need money to buy
things,pay bills,both neccessities and desirable.


2.SEX:without regualar sex,some men have physical pain that is tough to handle.dont be decieved it quiet not easy for men to control their urge for sex,that why you see some men mastubate in other to relieve the pressure brought on the lack of sex.
study after study shows that men sex drive are not only stronger than women's,but much more straight forward.majority of adult men under 60yrs think about sex atleast once a day before the day is over.


3.FRIENDS:In nigeria we got different slangs for the word friend e.g homeboy,goons.ibak ete,padi padi mi,my niccur etc.guys can do without a true friend in which they can gist,gossip,runs map,play games together.
True friends are always together in spirit.#one love to all my nicur out there.

4.SMOKING:some men cant just do without this.i once had a pastor friend now a bishop who had a struggle with this.this man cant go a day without finishing like 8packs of cigarettes.at a time i asked him why he likes smoking very early in the morning instead of praying.i was astonished at his response"he said that it is his own way of telling God good morning"As soon as the smoke reaches the sky God smiles at him(lol)eyen mi amanam oo.But thank God for his soul.


5.GAMES:Guys i can stay a whole day playing Play station,watching matches,playing snooker,table tenis,lawn tenis.am sure we got some die hard chelsea fans in here.sometimes i miss church activities just to watch matches,thesonofmark, i pledge my partners in crime can testify to this.



6.ALCHOHOL:this one is a serious matter oo some men are really so addicted to this,to the extent that they can download like 5 green and white bottle before the day is over.
I have an area uncle who drinks sapele water or ogogoro like water(drygin).Some years ago he knock down 4 people at a spot#may their soul rest in peace amen.that man still drinks till date,infact he as been given a chieftaincy title as the 001 of the kai kia ministry.lord help him.


7.PACKAGING:some boys cant just do without this at all, chai this guys always looking dope.some guys just dress to impress the ladies or maybe it something that is part of them.whatever reason guys have for killing it anytime anyday is best none to them.
back then in school i use to have a friend who can starch anything starchable,till we gave him a nickname"PACKARD".(Lol)am sure you can rememeber someone like that as you are reading.


8: FOOD:Some men can't just do without food just like a friend of mine, shai thus guy fit eat house. No wonder ladies believe that food is an easy access to a mans heart (sic) some guys are gluttonous in nature they eat whatever they see. I have a friend who eat like a child you will always catch him soaked with palm oil and rubbing the particles all over his beards.this sight is so disgusting to us as his friends, what can one do, boys will always be boys.



9.GOD: I still believe they are some awesome men who can't do without God.he is all sovereign,all knowing,jehovah overdo,words and ink can't express who he is.this hard to come last because of who he is.

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