A man went to SHOPRITE to buy
something when he met a charming, pretty, young lady on a mini skirt shopping.
Immediately, his head
busted.
He summoned
up courage and approached her.
"Hi, why a pretty girl like you shopping alone in this big
Shopping mall?"
asked the man.
"I came to buy some toiletries for myself" replied the lady.
"You are such a beautiful girl,
Am jude by name. what about you?"
"Am Linda a university student."
"Oooooh! such a lovely name by a lovely angel, in short take whatever you like i will pay"
Lady :"Really?"
Man: "Yes"
The girl started parking anything she can lay her hands on while the man was
helping her to push the shopping cart. .
The man nearly got crazy when the young lady bent down to
pick an item.
He was blindfolded by her charming body to the extent that he doesn't know what
the girl has picked so far.
At the point of payment, the cashier was removing the
item one by one.
When the cashier brought out a wrist watch that worth N15,000 naira, that's when his eyes cleared.
As the cashier was about to bring out the next item, the man saw a laptop and shouted
"Can somebody hold
me before i faint."
cashier "Why?"
Man: I have only N3000 naira
.
.
Lol...WOMEN SHA, ONLY GOD CAN TELL WHEN THEY WILL STOP THIS CHOP AND CLEAN MOUTH TOWARDS MEN