a small town, Emevor, in Delta
State, while I was coming from a
show. Every hotel room in the town had been taken. I got to
the last hotel and begged;
You
must have a room somewhere or
just a bed. I don't care where!
The manager said; Well, I do have
a double room with one occupant and he might be glad to split the
cost. But to tell you the truth,
he snores so loudly that people
in the other rooms are
complaining. I am not sure it
would be worth it to you. I told him; No problem, I will take it. The
next morning I came down to
breakfast strong and healthy.
The manager asked me, How did I
sleep. I replied; Nice. He was
impressed, he asked; You had no problem with the other guy that
is snoring? I replied; No, I made
him quiet all through the night.
The manager asked; How did you
manage to do that? I replied; He
was already in bed, snoring. When I came into the room, I
went over, gave him a passionate kiss on
his cheek, and said, 'Goodnight,
beautiful,' and he sat up
throughout the night watching
me thinking of what my move or action will be next.
The manager busted out a sarcastically laughter.
