* April 1 is named FOOL'S DAY, after Steve April He was born on 1st April 1579. He did 105 businesses in his lifetime.
He lost all his father's assets, and so everyone started calling him father of the fools.At 19, he married a 61-year-old woman who divorced him after a year because of his foolishness.
He used to read all kinds of fake stories like you are doing now.,,,lolz
1) A man kills a snake and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The dad said, "Well it's what Mommy calls me sometimes." The little girl screamed to her brother, "Don't eat it. Its an asshole!
2) A teacher asked her students to use the word"beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."
3) A boy asks his father, "Dad, are cockroach good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now,
son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says."There was a cockroach in your soup, but now it’s gone.
4) Q: Why did the boy eat his homework?
A: Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake
5) An old teacher asked her student, "If I say, 'I am beautiful,' which tense is that?" The student replied, "It is obviously past."
6) A science teacher tells his class, "Oxygen is a must for breathing and life. It was discovered in 1773." A hausa student responds, "Thank God I was born after 1773! Otherwise I would have died without it."
2) A teacher asked her students to use the word"beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."
3) A boy asks his father, "Dad, are cockroach good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now,
son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says."There was a cockroach in your soup, but now it’s gone.
4) Q: Why did the boy eat his homework?
A: Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake
5) An old teacher asked her student, "If I say, 'I am beautiful,' which tense is that?" The student replied, "It is obviously past."
6) A science teacher tells his class, "Oxygen is a must for breathing and life. It was discovered in 1773." A hausa student responds, "Thank God I was born after 1773! Otherwise I would have died without it."
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1). He who refuses to mix Agege bread and akara as a type of sandwich is a racist - Martin Luther King jnr (1788)
2). He who completely unwraps moimoi and gala before eating cannot keep a secret - Abraham Lincoln (1864)
3). Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any - Albert Macauley (1872)
4). Drinking Garri doesn't mean u're poor, but allowing the Garri to swell before drinking is poverty - Queen Elizabeth (1893)
5). Any man who drinks Alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder - Michael Faraday (1899)
6). Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper soup, with his eyes wide open, is not afraid of anything - Williams Shakespeare (1900)
7). Anyone who graduates from a conventional school without experiencing a strike, has never been to Nigeria - Lord Lugard (1904)
. He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomine seasoning sachet is not hungry - Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947)
9). He who says nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume - Nelson Mandela (1973)
10). No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam - Prof Jega (2015)
11). Anyone who reads this without laughing, is either looking for job or needs money badly - Barack Obama (2014).
2). He who completely unwraps moimoi and gala before eating cannot keep a secret - Abraham Lincoln (1864)
3). Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any - Albert Macauley (1872)
4). Drinking Garri doesn't mean u're poor, but allowing the Garri to swell before drinking is poverty - Queen Elizabeth (1893)
5). Any man who drinks Alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder - Michael Faraday (1899)
6). Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper soup, with his eyes wide open, is not afraid of anything - Williams Shakespeare (1900)
7). Anyone who graduates from a conventional school without experiencing a strike, has never been to Nigeria - Lord Lugard (1904)
. He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomine seasoning sachet is not hungry - Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947)9). He who says nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume - Nelson Mandela (1973)
10). No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam - Prof Jega (2015)
11). Anyone who reads this without laughing, is either looking for job or needs money badly - Barack Obama (2014).
