moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired.
Holding hands, they walked back to their old school. It was not locked,so they entered, and found the old desk they'd shared, where Segun had carved, "I love you, Iyabo."
On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their feet. Iyabo quickly picked it up, but not sure what to do with it,they took it home. There, she counted the money. It totaled Twelve Million Naira.
Segun said, "We've got to give it back." Iyabo said, "Finders keepers." She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their ceiling.
The next day two detectives were canvassing the neighborhood looking for the money,and knock on the door. "Pardon me, but did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?"
Iyabo said, "No."
Segun said, "She's lying. She hid it up in the ceiling."
Iyabo said, "Don't believe him, he's getting senile and I just brought him home from Aro."
The agents turn to Segun and began to question him. One says: "Tell us the story from the beginning."
And then Segun said, "Well,when Iyabo and I were walking home from school yesterday..."
The first detective turns to his partner and says, Let's Get Out here, the man is truly mad.!!!"
SURE WAYS TO SEND THAT ANNOYING VISITOR PACKING
Have you had a guest who feel too comfortable in your house and has decided to turn your house into their own, there are ways to send them parking..
1. Remove your TV cord.
2. Block your toilet flush. Tell your guest the toilet is bad, and he/she has to be using the bush.
3. block the bathroom water outlet. Tel him/her to be bathing outside.
4. Initiate fasting and prayer session for 2 months against evil arrows while hide to eat out.
5. Tel him your horticulturist said you should be planting nice flowers in your cooking pot. Pour clay soil in all pots. Plant palm kernel seeds inside.
6. Invite like 7 of ur friends. To stay like 2days. Sleep and lap each other at night.
7. Soak your foam in the rain.
8. Call Phcn to disconnect your light.
If at d end he refuses to go…go to Hausa quarters buy #2,000 bed bugs. Pour dem on ur foam and his clothes. D next day na him go wake u. Guy I don ready o. I dey move. I no fit die b4 my time.
