beach in Lekki when a Lady came and
asked him, "Are u relaxing?"
Akpos replied; "No, I am Akpos"
.
A man came and asked him the same
question.
Akpos replied, "No! No! ..aM Akpos!".
Later on a Little Girl came and asked
him same question again.
Akpos became angry and decided to
move away. While walking, he saw a guy
sunbathing.
He went up to him and asked," Are you
Relaxing?" The guy replied; "Yes, I am
relaxing."
Akpos gave him a hot slap on his face
and screamed;"No be
you be "RELAXING" wey DAT girl dey look for since?
"Idiot Akpos is now in hospital with a dislocated jaw.
2. TWO GIRLS CHATTING IN A TAXI:
1st Girl: What kind of man would you want to have?.
2nd Girl: A billionaire!.
1st Girl: What if he has less money to a billion.
2nd Girl: Even if he has a million it's ok.
1st Girl: If not?
2nd Girl: Even if he has 500,000 Naira it's okay not bad.
Akpos who sat behind said; When your options reach 500 Naira please wake me up.
3. Akpos escaped from Yaba Left Psychiatric Hospital.
When he got home, he called the Psychiatric Hospital on phone and asked; Is there any one in Room 8 in Ward 1?
The Receptionist on phone replied; Just a minute sir hold on let me check.
A while later the Receptionist came back on the phone and said; There is no one sir.
Akpos exclaimed; Wow! Okay my dear.
The Receptionist said; But why did you asked sir?.
Akpos replied; I want to be sure if i have escaped.
4. Akpos' Dad bought a Range Rover Sport Car.
Akpos' Elder Brother struck a deal with Akpos.
He told Akpos to call him on phone when nobody is at home so that he'll come and take the car out to show off to his friends.
When nobody was at home Akpos called him on phone; Hello Bros Rukevwe nobody is at home. You can come and take Daddy's car out.
The elder brother said okay.
And rushed back home from where he was.
He got home and was shocked to see the gate locked.
He called Akpos on phone; Hello Akpos, i am now at home to take the car out as planned. Why is the gate locked?.
Akpos replied; Bros Rukevwe were you not the one that told me to call you to come and take the car out when nobody is at home. Mummy and Daddy are not at home. I am not at home too.
