1. Talking While Kissing
You’re on the sofa making out with a hot papi
and he begins to whisper sweet nothings in
your ear. That’s nice, you think.
But then he won’t stop. He yaps like a teenage
girl who’s looking for reassurance after a first
date. Every time he nibbles on your lower lip,
he asks, “do you like that?” He plants another
smooch and keeps mumbling. Shut up,
hombre! Just kiss me!
What a buzz kill.
2. Swallowing Your Mouth
What’s worse than talking incessantly while
kissing? A man that kisses you and wants to
swallow your entire face! All in one swoop, he
takes in your lips, tongue, nose and your…
chin?
This move is for the Hannibal Lecter of lovers.
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3. Slobbering like a Puppy
I love dogs, but I don’t allow them to lick me
and slobber all over my face. So why would I
want a man to do so? Listen, I get it: saliva is
par for the course when making out. But for
the love of God, swallow some of that spit and
keep your spit string to yourself cause it’s
landing all over me, man!
4. Licking
I dated this guy that liked to lick my lips while
we kissed. His licking felt amateurish. He
didn’t nibble or bite my lips just a little before
licking my bottom lip. He didn’t improvise
various kissing techniques. He licked my lips
like he was a kid eating a paleta.
In other words, not sexy at all!
5. Dead Lips
An overactive tongue is bad, but kissing
someone whose lips do not move at all takes
the cake.
When a man kisses you, you want to feel passion. As women, we want to feel desired by
the man that has caught our eye. Kissing dead
lips feels like you’re kissing someone who isn’t
that into you, or who’s dead? Crap!
