A Farmer ordered a high-tech Milking Machine. Since the equipment arrived when he was out of town, his wife decided to test it on herself first. So, she inserted her breast into the equipment, turned on the switch and everything else was automatic.
Soon, she realized that the equipment provided her with much more pleasure than her husband always did. When the fun was over, though she quickly realized that she couldn't remove her breast from the Instrument.
She read the manual but didn't find any useful information on how to disengage herself. She tried every button on the instrument, but still without success. Finally, she decided to call the supplier's customer service hot line. "Hello, my husband just bought a Milking Machine from your company, It works fantastic but how do I remove my breast from the Cow's Udder?"
"Don't worry," replied the customer service rep, "the machine will release automatically once it has collected two gallons of milk from your breast.
Whaaaaaat, she fainted.
