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Akpors Wahala

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In an examination, Akpors was asked to complete the following sentences: .

1) WAEC : He who fights and run away?
  AKPORS : E don surrender be dat, na fear catch am. . .

2) WAEC : A rolling stone?
  AKPORS: No fit just dey roll, na person push am. . .

3) WAEC : He who lives in a glass house?
  AKPORS : Na rich politician e go be. . .

4) WAEC : A stitch in time?
  AKPORS : Dey prevent further tear tear. . .

5) WAEC : Birds of the same feathers
   AKPORS : Na de same mama born dem.. . .

6) WAEC : One gud turn?.
  AKPORS : Na correct power steering fit do am. . .

7) WAEC : A bird in hand?
  AKPORS : Wetin e wan be again if no be barbeque? Dem plenty for chicken republic . . cool

8) WAEC : Half a loaf is better than?.
   AKPORS : Garri soaking without sugar. . .

9) WAEC : A journey of a thousand miles?
  AKPORS : Na de person wahala be dat na, why e no enter car or aeroplane jeje? . .

10) WAEC : He who laugh last?
   AKPORS: Get brain problem, make dem examine am because na beginning of madness. . .

11) WAEC : A patient dog?
    AKPORS : Na hunger go kill am. . .

12) WAEC : All work and no play?
   AKPORS : Na bank job be dat bros. . .

13) WAEC : Once beaten?
   AKPORS : Na revenge go follow be dat. . . .

If you were the one to mark his scripts, what will you score him out of 100?
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