Hello everyone! What's up? So which one of you don enter danfo/BRT/Elrufia before? (Oya come here and form for me now ).
Either way, for people like us that use these means of transportation frequently, here's a list of characters you find ever present in them:
1. Assistant Drivers:
These ones are usually in front seats. You'll always hear them yelling at the driver saying, "Take left! Overtake that guy!" Or, "Driver no match brake na! Na him suppose stop for you...", or even, "Why you let am pass you? Driver you too slow oooh!". The annoying thing is that if you let them drive the car, they'll do worse sef!
2. Assistant conductors:
You find this set poking nosing in the "conductor's" issues. You hear them saying stuffs like, "Conductor u never give that woman change for front", or "Enter na, the bus dey go Ojuelegba....", or even "Conductor that man change don pass oh!".
3. The Argumentators :
To get them started, just say in a loud voice, "See as this road be, its all GEJ's fault....". I swear, that bus won't hear anything again till u get down. This set always come with 2 groups; the defenders and the opposers and they never agree on anything, be it politics, fuel issues or football. Wetin fit this set na headphones.
4. The Formers:
This set always act like its their first time in a public transport. They do funny stuffs like; clean the chair with a hanky before sitting, make a face with a someone sits close to them, wear shades (plzzzz, in a bus?!) or will even have the guts to ask you, "pls how do you open the windows?".........like seriously, Are you mad?
5. The Sleepers Crew:
Once this set finds a sit, they doze off. They are ready to sleep through the journey (even when paying their bus fare) till the bus gets to its final bus stop. This set usually miss their bus stop and over pay the conductors...so if u have missed yours before, lemme see your hands up .
6. The observers:
I fall into this group . This set just plug in earphones and watch quietly as the characters above do their thing. They don't talk....almost invisible, sha just don't step on their toes if u know what is good for you.
7. The novel readers:
these ones enter bus with a novel, no matter what is happening in or outside the bus there eyes dey for the novel.
8. The JJC
these ones will enter bus without knowing the place they are going, once the bus moves they will start telling the conductor their bus-stop
9. The trouble maker
these ones always look for something to cause wahala with other passenger, either they march on your shoe, or they refuse to shift well for another passenger to enter.
10. the preachers
to me these are the most annoying, they dont care if you re muslim or hindu, once the bus moves they start preaching, sometimes their preaching go be like say na you dem dey talk to
That's all I have. Kindly add yours or identify your group .
