That Awkward moment:
When you tell your friend ''E no go better for your
Mama!!!'' come
turn around see his or her
mama
staring at you. (Na gobe be that ooo)
When your papa na NEPA staff, them come take
light and you shout ''Haa God punish
NEPA people'' and he's
there with you... (O boy Na your mama go start to dey pay your
school fees.)
When you mistakenly pour dirty
water with oil from your upstair and em go
splash for
soldier men patrol motor.
(hmm! Your own don kpeme be
dat cos you go suffer like Damaturu
cows.)
When you carry your new
girlfriend
go Restaurant, She come chop pass the money wey you
carry.
(I swear, you go wash plate tire)
When you finish eating in an
eatery
and you find out your wallet fell out in a taxi.
(Na to Start dey prepare your grammar
wey big
pass the one
of Hon. Patrick.)
When you're in a bus and you throw
away the only N1000 note u have
instead of gala sachet wey u chop.
(O'boy , E don red for your eyes
be
dat!)
When you impregnate ur girlfriend con discover say her popsy na original babalawo...(just prepare ursef for sacrifice ooo)
When u mistakenly placed d hot iron wey u dey use iron cloth on ur ear thinking it was ur phone which was ringing, (your ear don turn pomo be that ooo)
When you re a hidden Christian in † ђξ mist of boko haram and your
phone
starts ringing "LET SOMEBODY SHOUT HALLELUYA"... (May ur soul RIP)
When u mistakenly eat the fish ur mama put inside plate kip for corner come tel you say my pikin if u see rat tomoro pick it o cos i don put rat poison for fish. (Na to sharp sharp begin say ur last prayer be dat ooo)
When you go submit your exam paper come forget the paper wey you use carry expo inside.... (O boy your carry over go be record breaker).
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