1) A guy asked u for sex
and u asked, "Do u Love
me?". What do u expect
him to say or Are U a
LEARNER ?
2) Half Unclad girls are hot, while well dressed
girls are beautiful... Hell is
hot, while heaven is
beautiful... the choice is
yours
3) You have been engaged to him for 2 years and
no wedding is forth
coming. Please kindly
remove
the ring. Is your finger
a key holder?
4)You have slept with
over 10 girls without
protection yet you go to
the barbers shop with
your
personal clipper. What are you
preventing
5) Guys always know who
their heart belongs to,
so if you like cook chicken
in diamond sauce or do monkey style in bed,
if its not you, It can't
be you
6) In America wen a
couple go to bed dey say
"Good nights my love" In Britain "Sweet dreams
darling" In Nigeria "Did u
lock d Gate, doors &
windows?
7) You cannot say "I can't
date you, I have a boyfriend" and be asking
for money from him. Gt-
bank staff cannot receive
salary from UBA bank!
My name is alitra, I used
my friend to set up my girlfriend to c if she'll
cheat on me. Now
they've sent me wedding
Invitation. What AM I?
A) Learner B) God sent C) Fool
9) No Guy will ever tell a
Lady "i ve a GF" when
asking her out. Their
National Anthem is "we
had issues & we've broken
up"
10) Welcome to Nigeria
where the government is responsible and
blamed for every damn
things. if mosquito bite you, you
will blame the
government
11) No guy is single, you
either snatch him from
someone or share him with someone, the most
important thing is to be
the highest Shareholder.
12) I woke up today,
someone somewhere just
took their last breath. Thank You God for
blessing me more than I
deserve
13) 35yr old first class
graduate without job and
u dey follow
Lil'Wayne sing 'I Ain't Got no
worries' ... your life is on SOS
14) Idiot girl said: "I dated him for GOOD 10 years
and he broke my heart"
fool, what's GOOD in the
years?
15). (a)Sex won't make
him love u (b). A baby won't make him stay. If
you're doubting me,
kindly ask TUFACE...
16) No matter how nice
you are to a goat, it will
still eat your yam
17) You make his 'Dick' hard, u
carry him enter room, he
don off shirt, then u
shout April Fool... My sister, he will RAPE ur
Destiny!!
18) What shall it profit a girl to have all the
Brazilian hair in the whole
world and still lose her
boyfriend to a girl on low cut
19) Kill an American citizen
and 1
million policemen will be
deployed to search for u
but kill 1 million Nigerians
U will be invited for amnesty
20) Don't act like you have
it all, even rich men
beg for pen in the bank
21) No matter how big ur
house is, How recent your car
is,or how huge ur bank account is,
Our grave is still gonna
be the same size, stay
humble
22) No Matter How Pretty Or Cute your Face Might Be,yo
U Will Still Be the
Food For Worms.... Set
your Arrogance Aside and Remember 6 Feet. No one
lives for Ever...
