1. Women listen to their friends too much: We understand the need for female friendship. But when you start letting your single girlfriends (who constantly run guys off or haven’t dated since the time of John the baptise) get into the business of your relationship, that’s asking for trouble.
2. Too boring: come on! You have to work better on your communication skills! everytime we chat on phone 50% of your replies are “one word replies” (kk,k,aiit,nop,hmmmn) what the ff?
Even when we are together, 70% of your time is spent on korean movies. (Still waiting to kill the morafuker that invented those movies!)
Even when we are together, 70% of your time is spent on korean movies. (Still waiting to kill the morafuker that invented those movies!)
3. Is this a relationship or a prison sentence?: We expect parolees to give an account of where they’ve been almost all the time, and who they’ve been with. Parole officers check to see if the parolees actually report to work. Most of the girls we have around nowadays are just like parole officers!
She calls you and the first qustion is “where are you?” (Give me a break!)
4. Being too dependent is not a good thing: We want a grown woman who can handle her business, but still let us know that there’s a place in her life for us that only we can fill. You’re not a child, and we don’t expect to treat you like one or take care of you like one. If you come to a guy for every single thing! Money for Your hair, your phone, airtime, new cloths, butt pad etc…baby is this a relationship or a job oppurtunity?
well, one day he make make up his mind and be “unavailable”
well, one day he make make up his mind and be “unavailable”
5. Don’t you ever have anything nice to say?: Yeah, we mess up from time to time (and it may seem that those times run pretty close together). But can’t you just say something nice!
There was a time I bought somestuffs home from the market and my ex said “these things are too expensive now,I would have gotten it at a cheaper price” (dafuq? Can’t she just say that nicely? Or even say “thanks” )
Psychologists call it “positive reinforcement.” Men call it “giving us a break.”
There was a time I bought somestuffs home from the market and my ex said “these things are too expensive now,I would have gotten it at a cheaper price” (dafuq? Can’t she just say that nicely? Or even say “thanks” )
Psychologists call it “positive reinforcement.” Men call it “giving us a break.”
6. There’s no future in the past: We’ve all made mistakes. The thing is to learn from them, not live in them. if your man made a mistake, and you’ve agreed to forgive him for it, then do that. Don’t bring it up and keep beating him over the head with it. If you keep bringing up the past, then be prepared to talk about your man in the past tense, as in “ex.”
