Kid: He is 6 years.
Teacher: What? How is this possible?
Kid: He became father only when I was
born.
Logic!! Children Are Quick and Always Speak
Their Minds
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find
North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class,
who
discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing
your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You
told me to do it without
using the tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell
'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER: No,
that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you
asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this child)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical
formula
for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing
we
have today that we didn't
have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get
so dirty? GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the
ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence
starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is... TEACHER: No, Millie...... always
say, 'I
am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter
of the alphabet'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only
chopped
down his father's cherry tree,
but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do
you know why his father didn't
punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the
axe in his hand...... ____________________________
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TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly,
do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom
is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde ,
your composition on
'My Dog' is exactly the same as your
brother's.. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No sir, It's the same dog.
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
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TEACHER: Harold,
what do you call a
person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
