1. When you dump a Girl from OGUN she
will
make a scene for you.
2. When you dump a girl from CALABAR
she will
beat you up and force you to love her
again
whether you want to or not.
3. When you dump an ABUJA girl, she will
cry day and night.
4. When you dump a girl from BENIN she
will
bewitch you and you will wake up with
your balls on
your face.
5. When you dump an ENUGU girl, she will
try to
make up to you and ask you to kindly give
her
another chance.
6. When you dump a girl from IMO
expecially an Owerri girl , she
won't even notice. She will be easy
removing
her jiggers and eating her Sweet Potatoes.
7. When you dump a girl from WARRI she
will
turn her bedroomed into a brewery and
drink
all sorts of alcohol until she blacks out.
8. Try to dump a girl from LAGOS and she
will sleep around with all your friends.
9. You don't wanna know about
PORTHARCOURT
girls,
dump her today and in two weeks, you will
be invited to her wedding.
10. Never dump a girl from ANAMBRA if
you
dump her, she will tempt your dad and
become your step-mother.
11. Dump a girl from KANO and she will
report
you to her dad in the army and you will
marry
her at gun-point.
12. Dump a girl from AKWA IBOM she will
sleep
with your grand-father and become your
other grandmother.
Guys beware!!!
