The Church Accountant... Episode 7 | A 1000% LAFF AFRICA

The Church Accountant... Episode 7

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I was shocked. Cos I kept asking myself
‘am I now a gigolo?’ the thoughts was

repeatedly coming over and over till when I got home around 7pm. As soon as I stepped into my compound I saw my
neighbour who told me that my wife has
been waiting for me. When I saw her she
frowned towards me
Sis. Iyoaye: Why did you kept waiting?
I placed my hands on her Weapon of
Mass Destruction
Sis. Iyoaye: leave me alone o. infact I am
very angry with you
I opened my door and she entered my
apartment. Wow! She exclaimed but
quickly frowned her face back. I lied to
her that Dcns. Emeka invited me for Full
Gospel Business Fellowship. When I
finished explaining things to her she
soften a bit. Then a call came in to my
phone
Me: Hello
Caller: it is me Dcns. Emeka
Me: Oh Dcns Emeka… have you gotten
home?
Dcns Emeka: yes I have gotten home and
how is your sister?
Me: She is alright (I turned to face Sis.
Iyoaye)
Dcns. Emeka: I want to send the picture
of the Holies to you.
Me: Nooo. I will switch off my phone
now. I wanna sleep
Dcns. Emeka: Pleeeeaaaassssseeee
Me: Ma, I just took some tablets with
natural OYS milk and I want to rest. I will
call you tomorrow morning ma.
Dcns. Emeka: (disappointed) Ok I don
hear una. I love you
Me: (love kini?) It is well ma. Goodnight
Dcns. Emeka: sweet dreams (ends call)
Turning to Iyoaye she said
Sis. Iyoaye: E ku ise. Which tablet do you
want to take.
Me: your bobbi and pussie
Sis Iyoaye: u no well. I am tired and
hungry. What do you have at home?
Me: check inside the fridge to pick up
some things
When she opened the fridge, she was
surprised
Sis. Iyoaye: Accountant, you have all
soups stored in the fridge. Emi ti mo je
obinrin gan mi o niakoko lati dana to yii
(As a lady, I don’t have the luxury of
time to prepare all this)
Me: do you think I sleep all night? I
prepare my soups all night. So that I
won’t bother you (squeezes her weapon
of mass defence)
Sis. Iyoaye: issshhhhh….. Hmmm……
please lemme cook first.
I went to the bathroom to shower and
tiptoed to the kitchen. When I got there, I
saw Iyoaye squeezing her bobby. I went
behind her and started to rub her tips.
She stopped what she was doing and
turned to kiss me. Then I started sucking
her tips and she was rubbing my head
and ears. Then I used my tongue to trace
down to her navel. The way she moaned
and reacted made my discovery of her
hotspot possible because during our
sexting she told me that it will be hard
for me to know her hotspot. I placed my
hands to her weapon of mass destruction
and started squeezing it real bad while
sucking her navel and she was flip-
flopping everywhere. I carried her to the
parlour, placed her on the chair and went
straight to her holiest. When I got there I
saw the place shaved clean except for a
neatly trimmed upside down triangular
hair design. But what surprised me most
is that hers was still shining/blended
with her skin colour but other ladies
holiest would have been blackened. I
dived straight to her holiest and started
sucking it hungrily. She was saying many
things that were unmentionable and she
was using her laps to hold my head.
Then I inserted my fingers into the
holiest and started manipulating her. She
was begging me to fcuk her but I did as
if I didn’t hear suddenly she had spasms,
climaxed and her fluid was enormous.
Sis Iyoaye: (weakly) Accountant, do you
want to kill me?
Me: even if I killed you, it wont be in this
house.
Sis. Iyoaye: I am tired…
Me: No! You have to reciprocate back
Sis. Iyoaye: I promise I will but please
lemme rest a bit.
Me: (after a while) Ok I have heard you.
I went to the kitchen to prepare noodles
and fried egg but when I brought the
food, she was already sleeping…..
After I have allowed her to sleep for
about an hour, I woke her up
Sis. Iyoaye: (sleepily) I am hungry.
Me: (laugh sarcastically) hungry ke? You
have never reciprocated and you are
hungry
Sis. Iyoaye: Okun inu la n fi gbeti’ta
(when you are strengthened from within
that you use to work)
I brought her share of the noodles inside
the food flask. During the time she was
eating, I fell asleep. I was awoken when I
felt something warm wrapped around my
OPA – MOSE. She sucked it for a while
after that she straddled it and started
riding on it. It got to a point that I have
to cover her mouth with my hands so
that she wont scream. I took her to the
counter top in the kitchen and I entered
her. We continued fcuking each other for
about 20 minutes. Then I turned her and
came in from behind. I rode her like a
wild dog and she was moaning and
screaming gently the same time. I felt my
balls tightening and I was about to cum.
I exploded into her, lost my balance and
crashed to the floor and passed out.
TBC
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