like they're actually in control.
Women especially love a buy. The question of "need" is
irrelevant, so don't bother pointing it out.
Women never have anything to wear. Don't question the racks of
clothes in the closet; you "just don't understand".
Women need to cry. And they won't do it alone unless they know you
can hear them.
Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an
effort to trap you into feeling guilty.
>Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to
fill it, even if they have nothing to say.
> Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are.
That's why soap operas and Oprah Winfrey-type shows are so successful.
> Women don't need sex as often as men do. This is because sex is more
physical for men and more emotional for women. Just knowing that the man
> wants to have intimacy with them fulfils the emotional need.
> Women hate bugs. Even the strong-willed ones need a man around when
> there's a spider or a wasp involved.
> Women can't keep secrets. They eat away at them from the inside. And
>they don't view it as being untrustworthy, providing they only tell two
or
> three people.
Women always go to public restrooms in groups. It gives them a
chance
to gossip.
>
> Women can't refuse to answer a ringing phone, no matter what she's
> doing. It might be the lottery calling.
>
> Women think all beer is the same.
>
> Women keep three different shampoos and two different conditioners in
> the shower. After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a
> tropical
> rain forest.
>
> Women don't understand the appeal of sports. Men seek entertainment
> that allows them to escape reality. Women seek entertainment that
reminds
> them of how horrible things could be.
>
> If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he'll pack five days worth of
> clothes
> and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a seven-day trip> she'll
pack 21 outfits because she doesn't know what
> she'll feel like wearing each day.
>
> Women are never wrong. Apologising is the man's responsibility, "It's
> there in the Bible". Hmmm, who was it that gave Adam the apple?
>
> Women do not know anything about cars. "Oil- stick, oil doesn't
> stick?"
>
Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend
for
> two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and
they
> will talk for three hours.
>
> A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the
> garbage, answer the phone, read a book, or get the mail.
>
> Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of
> getting lost using a shortcut.
>
> Women don't try as hard as men during sex; after all, they don't fall
> asleep afterwards.
>
> Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, 'How do I look?'
>
> PMS stands for: Permissible Man-Slaughter. (Or at least men think it
> means that). PMS also stands for Preposterous Mood Swings and Punish My
> Spouse.
>
> Women are insecure about their weight, b.utt, and bre.ast sizes.
>
> Women will make three right-hand turns to avoid making one left-hand
> turn.
>
> "Oh, nothing," has an entirely different meaning in woman-language
> than
> it does in man- language.
>
>
>
> All women are overweight by definition; don't agree with them about
> it.
> Women always have 5 pounds to lose, but don't bring this up unless they
> really have 5 pounds to gain.
>
>If it is not Valentines day and you see a man in a flower shop, you
> can
> probably start up a conversation by asking, "What did you do?"
>
>
>
Women don't really care about a sense of humour in a guy despite
> claims
> to the contrary. You don't see women trampling over Brad Pitt to get to
> Basketmouth, do you?
>
> Women fake o.r.g.a.s.m.s. because men fake pre-intimacy.
>
> It's okay for women to dance with each other and not be lesbo, You
don't
> see straight men dancing together.
>
> Women will spend hours dressing up to go out, and then they'll go out
> and spend more time checking out other women. Men can never catch women
> checking out other men; women will always catch men checking out other
> women.
